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Colonel Fitzwilliam: Hey I ran into Miss Bennet on my walk today. We had a nice chat.
Darcy: Oh yeah? About what?
Col F: You know, the weather, me being a poor second son, how you broke Bingley up from that gold-digger.
Darcy: You told her that??
Col F: It just kinda came up, but don't worry, I told her to keep it secret because it would be bad if the lady's family found out about it.
Darcy *sweating*: Yes...that would be bad...
Col F *laughing*: Yikes, can you imagine?
Darcy: I'm really trying not to...