SHERLOCK NO-

I used to manage an escape room and the best thing I ever saw was in our Jigsaw room. They start that one handcuffed or footcuffed to separate bits of wall, and they had to tie some lab coats together to lasso a wheeled trolley across the room as their first puzzle.

One day I had a couple come in. When I initially asked who wanted the foot cuff Vs the handcuff, she insists that he gets handcuffed. I chain them up, give them their starter hint that the trolley will be immediately important, leave and go to the office.

Whereupon I watch as the woman turns to the man and says "Gareth, give me your leg."

Gareth bends down, removes his prosthetic leg, and throws it over to her. She drops onto her stomach as far forward as the footcuff allows, grabs her boyfriend's detached foot, and uses it to fish the trolley over.

Greatest solution to that puzzle I ever saw

She's everything

He's just Ken

Damn the writer of around the world in 80 days did not have to come for DT’s entire body of work like this. ​She was truly like yeah book Fogg was boring and we were wondering what to do but David came on board and we said well what choice do we have but to make him an unwell girl who can’t throw a punch

#it was that or DT’s other speciality (psychopath villain) so they went the right direction

The face of a man who realize he fucked up.

Seriously, what was he thinking telling around his true identity?!

He’s, like, so clever, but then pretty girl treats him fairly decently… And suddenly all brain activity comes to a grinding halt and his mouth just runs off.

Yeah Philo is pretty dumb when it comes to women

Just wants to be loooooooved

Ed had this at home

And chose Stede Bonnet.

Wait until Stede strips down

pls like my edit. i used paint

For the sake of the meme pretend that someone would dare to arrest the king of Ravka

delighted to find out that refreshing my dash doesnt reset what i did in inspect. having fun now

this is fun!! :D

how. may you gib. tutorial.

right click on blue "new" and click on inspect. if you clicked the right element, it should automatically load up the element and you can click on the space that has the text and add your own. you cant do rants though sadly

Good. GOOD.

Imagine working at Marvel and when someone asks you what you do you have to tell them your job is to basically edit out Marvel actors’ d—

Genderstrafzettel???

Darf er denn gar nichts mehr!!

"Sie wissen, warum ich sie anhalte, oder?"

"Herr Wachtmeister, bin ich zu schnell gefahren?"

"Nein Herr Söder, Sie werden per Haftbefehl gesucht! Drei Genderstrafzettel und ganze fünfzehn Würschtl-Delikte innerhalb des letzten Monats! Meine Herrn - oh sorry, ich schreib mir kurz einen eigenen Genderstrafzettel - reißn's sich doch mal zam!"

This description of Dracula’s outfit choice is so fucking funny and I couldn’t get the image out of my head so here you go