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„I need you to trust me, one last time.“ who do you think is Ethan that saying to)

He is saying it Ilsa obviously

don’t worry im going to desensitize all of you. no one will cry when benji will irrevocably die in mi8 because you will all have been prepared by yours truly. don’t even worry about it.

If they kill Benji, I riot!

good morning, mission:impossible fandom

Y'all practical effects bitches are really sleeping on the Mission: Impossible movies.

"Oh everything is CGI these days!" Mission: Impossible uses practical effects whenever it's safe to do so, and their definition of safe is incredibly skewed because Tom Cruise is, frankly, batshit insane.

The man refuses to use stunt doubles because he insists the audience can tell when it's not him. He's apparently one of the best stunt drivers in the world. He drove up a cliff and skidded to a stop right on the edge for real in Dead Reckoning. He got a fucking helicopter license and spent like three years training for the climactic scene in Fallout.

Most of the helicopter chase in Fallout was real. The midair oxygen-tank swap in that movie was also real. They practiced for it in a wind tunnel and then did the real thing in freefall.

When Tom Cruise dies, it's either going to be because he realized Scientology was a crock and tried to get out and they fucking killed him (highly unlikely that he'll ever come to that realization), or because his luck finally ran out while filming a stunt for a Mission: Impossible movie (significantly more likely).

Seriously, if you have the blu-rays of any of these movies, I strongly encourage you to watch them with the director's commentaries. Especially the ones directed by Christopher McQuarrie. That man has an almost pathological distaste for CGI (and when they do have to use it, he's incredibly respectful and complimentary of the people who do the special effects).

Do yourself a favor and watch these movies. They're not just kitschy action flicks. They're kitschy action flicks with a metric fuckton of practical effects, and a production team that really cares about the stories they're crafting.

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HAVE I MISSED GHE TRAILER?! BENJI X ETHAN WHAT?!… also where is Ilsa?

My older colleagues are so convinced you have to attend all evenining events at the trade fair we are organizing to enhance your network…. Instead of… idk… sleep?! It’s insane

I am skipping one evening. ONE! And many colleagues are giving my side eyes…. The pressure to always perform is insane

"Why are you still on tumblr, it's a dead site" Tumblr is the ONLY site that still works in the way of -Follow this person, see their posts- instead of -you stopped scrolling and stayed on this post for .2 seconds longer than others, here's 100 more posts like it- I hate algorithms. Tumblr has its many issues. But at least I keep my choice of what I see.

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK

Fuck knows what Tumblr was supposed to do but whatever it was it probably still does it as well as it did five years ago

NICHT DER AMPEL DISSTRACK!

wann endet dieser fiebertraum???

Sind denn jetzt alle abgedreht?

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