My turn! >:D
Luciano taking Port to the hospital. The reason? He broke his neck. How? let's say it had to do with Luciano's 🍑...
"Can you tell us what happened?" the doctor asked as Afonso was placed in a gurney.
"Well, we were-" Luciano started before Afonso yelled.
"Shut up! Don't you dare!"
"Sir, we need to know how you injured your neck. Wasn't a fall?"
"I was hit with a blunt object while lying down," Afonso glared at Luciano who was trying very hard not to laugh.
"And heavy object?"
"Yes. Around 100 kilos."
"Hey!!" Luciano gasped, offended.
"We'll get you ready for a CT scan. Be right back."
As the doctor left, Afonso glared at Luciano.
"I said I was sorry," Luciano said.
"I don't care that you're sorry! You jumped right in my face after you sat on top of it! I told you to be still!"
"Sorry..." Luciano looked around. "I wasn't expecting your tongue..."
(Okay I thought of a fun addition to it)
Luciano decides that it was only fair that he took care of Afonso until he recovered. Because of the stupid laws of their biology, if it was a simple injury, Afonso would have healed only half an hour after their... accident. But since it was made by another personification, he had to go through an almost human-like recovery.
Afonso wasn't mad anymore, after they left the hospital he was even making jokes with Luciano about it. Portugal took some days off work and informed his accident to his secretary. But he forgot that he wasn't the only one who had her number.
Arthur practically punches the door until Luciano let him in. He hushes inside to find Afonso, startled and wearing a neck brace.
"What happened!? Who did that to you!?" He angrily demands, looking for blood. Alfred was also there too, visibly annoyed that his time with Arthur was interrupted because he wanted to check on his stupid husband.
"Relax Arthur. I'm fine" Afonso tries to calm him down "I will be good as new in a few days."
"I don't care! Give me names! I will bomb their bloody house down!"
"yo. I did" Luciano raises his hand, he had followed Alfred back inside. Arthur whips his head to stare at him. Alfred is now confused, Afonso sighs and brings his hand to rub his temple.
"What!"
"Sat on his face and broke his neck" he continues, smug.
Alfred bursts in laughter, hugging his own stomach and almost falling down. Afonso wants to shove his head into the ground. He dares to look back at Arthur, whose anger had dissipated and was replaced with disappointment.
"I see, so I was stressing myself over nothing."
"Aw Artie, don't be jealous" Luciano gives him a cocky grin "it's not your fault God gave you a bony ass."
"Oh I have my own share of attempted murders during sex, don't worry about it." He looks back at Afonso "Serves you well, darling. But I will bring you some green tea for the pain later."
"You're too good for me amor" says Afonso.
"And too patient, be thankful for that. I will leave you now with your nurse" he looks at Luciano, who mocks him with a kissy face "Come on Alfred."
Alfred was wiping his tears, before leaving he pays Luciano on the shoulder "ah, I remember you butt attacking me..."
"I can still do it. But with a knife this time" Luciano smiles while pushing his hand away from him. Alfred got the message.
" 'aight bro." He flips a finger at Afonso and hushes when Arthur shouts his name impatiently.