kahn-on-tumblr reblogged
Skyrim zodiac 100% accurate
Aries: the bitchass dragon that refuses to land and fight fair
Taurus: a mudcrab pretending to be a rock
Gemini: that quest where you get drunk with Sanguine and wake up in Markarth
Cancer: that bowl you accidentally picked up when you meant to grab the alchemy ingredient
Leo: that dog in Riverwood that's named Stump
Virgo: Brynjolf's accent
Libra: the sound that nirnroot makes
Scorpio: that one little girl in Whiterun who wants to fight everyone
Sagittarius: the wabbajack
Capricorn: that inexplicable need to try and jump up mountains instead of using the designated path
Aquarius: the bards that don't sing but instead randomly whip out a drum
Pisces: that scatterbrained court wizard in Riften
#No.#NO.#THAT QUEST FUCKIN' **RUINED ME**#Because I'm a completionist and Skryim is infinite#(and it's glitchy as hell so there are some quests that you finish but the game doesn't marek as 'complete' and ARRRRGH)#So I was like 'okay self it's okay just...finish THIS SIDE of the map'#'as long as you finish everything on THIS SIDE of the map you can turn the little compulsive part of you off#it'll be okay#and then THIS QUEST#and I ended up on THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP#and ALL THESE QUESTGIVERS WERE ALL AROUND ME AND I JUST#Elder Scrolls: Skyrim#sometimes I miss this game and then sometimes I remember how much it sucked the life out of me#my life#I'm a Gemini btw#video games#q