13 News Stories You Won’t Believe Are Real

Are We Ready To Go Yet? (Hardly Working)

I just gotta pee quick, and then I’ll be ready.

"Shipping," The OTP Dating Commercial

honestly, just watch it!

Employee Manuals…Probably

Sometimes the employees of a company are so consistent in the way they perform a certain task, it seems that’s how they must have been trained.  Here, without naming names, are these companies’ employee manuals…probably.

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And once again, college humor hits the nail on the head

Don’t do that. It will pop.

Sexually Enlightened R&B Song

That’s because…

…net neutrality is in jeopardy. Net Neutrality is the principle that says ISPs can’t discriminate between different types of traffic.

That means that…

…whether you’re a bedroom music producer, a couple on an amateur porn site, or just someone with a start up idea - you get access to the same users as Netflix, Facebook or Amazon. On the Internet, anyone can succeed.

But…

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…America’s ISPs wanna set up a pay-for-play system where rich companies pay extra to get to those users first.

If this happens…

…instead of a wonderful playground if innovation that it is now, the Internet will become like cable TV where you can only get stuff that’s been pre-approved by a bunch of old rich guys.

Ten years from now…

…your Internet bill could be a bigger “fustercluck” than your cable bill.

Now, you might be thinking…

…isn’t the government supposed to protect me from fragrant doucheholery like this?

Unfortunately…

…the former chairman of the FCC (government agency that’s SUPPOSED to protect you) is now the cable industry’s head lobbyist. And another former cable industry lobbyist is now the CURRENT head of the FCC.

So…

…we can’t trust the FCC to make the right decision on their own. That’s why WE need to protect the Internet we love. The chaotic, AWESOME, often quite weird, place where literally everyone’s voice can be heard.

In a few months…

…the FCC will approve this festering soal of proposal unless we speak up. The Internet is one of the few places where human voices speak louder than money. So while that’s still the case, let’s use those voices. Go to DEARFCC.ORG and tell them to protect Net Neutrality. Thanks for doing your part to protect the Internet.

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Contact FCC at https://dearfcc.org/

IF DEARFCC.ORG IS DOWN, simply go to good oldhttp://www.savetheinternet.com/

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Sorority Pillow Fight (with Michelle Rodriguez)

Just some harmless fun.

Balls! The Music Video

The War of 1812: The Movie

Just as well-written as your 8th grade history notes.

Jake & Amir have NINE new designs and the shirts are only $14 for the next few days on Tee Public.

Grammar Nazi

Hahah, did you really think I was so stupid that I would not notice a run-on sentence?

Yeah this pretty much sums up their relationship.

#History

Also, try Royaling someone

(shameless edit since this is getting so many notes. I wrote a book and it’s full of jokes just like this except not Lorde-related. It’d called White Whine and it’d be great if you checked it out. Great for me, that is. It’d be great for me.)

YES COLLEGEHUMOR MADE A SHERLOCK SPOOF

PFFT.

I’m trying to decide if that wig is making him look more like Snape or what.

SNAPELOCK.

MY CHILDHOOD AND TEENAGE…HOOD TOGETHER

I  love this

100 PERCENT WORTH IT.

Today is the 20th anniversary of the Power Rangers. May we never forget how racist Zordon was. Inside leaks reveal he was only one step away from creating the White Power Rangers.