kahn on tumblr

put this in the MoMA

This me reading you guys post

true

even the dead are feeling sorry at this point

Adulthood 👔

STOP ATTACKING ME

Me.

Me too

Same

Types of Motivation

This one goes out to my students–especially the ones who are late in getting things done.

All of them… All the time… 😂

tag yourself I’m infernal

How-To Comics for Socially Awkward People.

Real talk tho, the revelations of the last few days have been very inspiring because now I’m just like

If Seth Rogen can get Sausage Party greenlit, I can do anything.

#can you imagine what it must be like#to have the confidence of a mediocre white man?#i wrote a thousand words last night#and i had to keep stopping#‘this is shit’ i said to myself#‘but is it as bad as the sausage party script?’#’… well no’#‘sausage party got greenlit’#‘damn. that’s true.’#and then i wrote some more#it’s fucking amazing#i recommend it#unfortunately you have to regularly remind yourself that that movie got greenlit#because god is dead#but these are sacrifices we must make

ang this is the first thing that’s made me want to read that script

immunology professor this week (via hyacinth-willow)

I mean, a fever is basically your immune system going, “LET’S SEE WHO BURNS FIRST, MOTHERFUCKER.”

(via thebastardofgloucester)

#ALSO MOST DEADLY ILLNESSES ARE ONLY DEADLY BECAUSE YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS TRYING TO HELP

(via fightthecoldwithspices)

Jinkies!

simple and effective ways to deal with stress include AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

keeping up with the american elections while not being american like

keeping up with the american elections while being american like