this baby is Jesus everyone who laughed at this is going to hell

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:

why do straight people always think that people who aren’t straight are going to hit on them like you ain’t that hot sit down

Maybe that person you called racist or homophobic or accused or being sexist is secretly breaking down inside. Maybe they’re crying as they see your hate. Maybe they have feelings just like you 

I don’t care.

grandma: so who is this lovely guy on your background mom: no dad: no dog: no me: (opens 100 slide presentation) im glad you asked

reindeerplaydate:

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

I may move on from series but I never forget favorite characters

never

and what’s with that tumblr logo, am i right?

Everyone is now banned from Tumblr

everyone

thank god

only the weak will get banned

dean will save those who are faithful

sherlock will hack the system and leave those who are worthy

the doctor will carry us chosen in his tardis and we will be unharmed

no one can stop us, we are the fandoms

you are especially banned

the ancient gentleman beside me spent the whole flight reading explicit gay erotica in large print on his kindle. we have landed and he is long gone but I will remember him as a good omen, a guiding light of following one’s heart to set me on my way. godspeed, gay porn grampa. you live on in my heart.

mashima, where’s my jerza

everybody has that one fictional character that they irrationally adore above all others and will defend to the death and you just get super happy and excited whenever you see their face on your dash

When you start falling asleep in class

TAKE ME DOWN TO WEEABOO CITY WHERE THE DUBS DONT SUCK AND THE PILLOWS HAVE TITTIES

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

Do not fall in love with people like me. I will make you climb up nearly 90 degree slopes to reach salt deposits on the mountainside. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why I crave that mineral.

Homophobes

Next time you hear a person say "It’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.” Reply with ”It’s Homosapien not Heterosapien” And fly into the night