All y'all fuckers when you say you ain't gonna vote

just rewatched all max's overtakes at brazilian gp and i fear max regards the grid as 18 npcs and charles leclerc

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

I need this in a fanfic, a comic book, an audio book, and on a billboard. 10/10 idea.

(edit: since this is getting tagged fancomic a lot - this is from the legit canon comic! lost legends is a fun time i highly recommend it)

"I guess we doin peekaboo now"

KILL IT

Dear tampon and pad companies:

Please make your items quieter to open.

Sincerely,

The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the loo. 

that is the single most british sentence i have ever read

this genuinely makes me laugh So much i think it's the three question marks. like one is mean, three is genuine confusion.

(from my soos and the real girl/billford au where animatronic Bill torments Stanford)

Ford and the Real Boy [Part 1] Part 2^ [Part 3]

Gravity Balls

i <3 tiktaalik

WE LIVE IN TIME (2024) dir. John Crowley

Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

this is the plot of Dune

feel like people should see the death grip of the full image

It's their birthday everybody. They're here.

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

Somehow I doubt he's all of you.

Highkey one of the funniest parts of Gravity Falls is how obnoxiously close they come to revealing Ford’s existence in the early seasons but never do out of just. Cosmic levels of dumb luck

Episode 1 Stan nearly catches Dipper with the journal and it’s passed off as a gag about Gold Chains for Old Men magazine. In Time Travellers Pig they go back to the Shack 30 years in the past and miss Ford opening the door on them by literal seconds. In bottomless pit Mabel gives him a set of truth teeth that make him incapable of lying and he tells the twins TO THEIR FACES that he regularly commits massive tax fraud and if they had asked him to elaborate he would’ve told them who he was impersonating. In one of the shorts Dipper and Soos find a sentient omniscient mailbox that will answer any question in the universe, and right before they can ask it who wrote the journals Mabel shows it a video of herself snorting gummy worms and it kills itself out of disgust. The entirety of Dreamscaperers is them delving into the depths of Stan’s psyche, going through his memories, all while fighting his brother’s ex-boyfriend and it somehow just. Doesn’t come up. Bill never mentions him. Their grandpa Shermie never said anything. Their parents never said anything. Either the universe was conspiring to cover it up or they are genuinely all that oblivious

Don't much care for the whole "I will no longer do this Normal Thing if I suspect someone watching me might have a fetish for it." like, y'all this is why people are censoring their damn feet in otherwise-innocuous photos.

Hate to break it to you but everything is a fetish. Drinking water? Fetish. Eating? Fetish. Sneezing? Fetish. Clearing your throat? Fetish. Burping, farting, pissing, shitting, walking, sitting, standing, having your mouth visible when you talk, making certain mouth sounds, your accent (yes yours), your skin color (yes yours), makeup, lack-of-makeup, smelling bad, smelling good, smelling neutral, hair, lips, noses, eyes, ears, chins, shoulders, necks, armpits, elbows, fingers, chests, stomachs, backs, hips, thighs, knees, knee pits, ankles, toes, soles - all fetishes. Like it or not someone somewhere will Perceive You and they will Like What They See.

And they will be silent and normal about it because guess what? Fetishes are normal and most people know how to conduct themselves around others tactfully. We only ever find out about specific fetishes as they relate to us in particular when someone is choosing to be decidedly Not Normal about it, so we assume everyone who has those fetishes is a tactless weirdo. Rookie mistake. I guarantee some of your friends have fetishes for innocuous non-sexual things too, and it doesn't make them some kind of pervert creep.

So please for fucks sake live your damn life. Don't contort your entire existence around the fear of the possibility that you might maybe possibly inadvertently turn someone on a little sometimes. This too is a fetish.

together forever :)

what if we were little bugs holding hands encased in amber forever and ever :))))

prints available here :p

RIP the multiple mites who didn't agree to be a part of this but too bad suckers

Wait..............wait this was a drawing. OP I didn't notice that this was your drawing even after the phrase "prints available." I was that caught up in the details and they're details no one usually draws. I thought these were just actual fossils.

i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

Tumblr constantly has gems like this where someone says something seemingly inane but it’s actually a thought we’ve all had at some point in our lives