I'd walk 4167 miles if I could see you tonight

 #aka the scene where i lost my shit and started sobbing in a theater full of children

#and the theater full of twenty somethings started bawling

You’ve got a friend in me You got troubles, then I got ‘em too There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for you If we stick together we can see it through ‘Cause you’ve got a friend in me

“This is Jesse, the roughest toughest cowboy in the whole West. She loves critters but none more than her best pal, Bullseye. This is Rex the meanest most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! The Potato Heads, Mr. and Mrs. You gotta keep ‘em together ‘cause they’re madly in love. Now Slinky here is as loyal as any dog you could want. And Hamm, he’ll keep your money safe, but he’s also one of the dastardly villains of all time, evil Dr. Pork Chop. These little dudes are from a strange alien world. Pizza Planet! And this is Buzz Lightyear, the coolest toy ever! He can fly and shoot lasers! Sworn to protect the galaxy from the evil Emperor Zurg. Now Woody, he’s been my pal for as long as I can remember. He’s brave like a cowboy should be. And kind. And smart. But the thing that makes Woody special is that he’ll never give up on you. Ever. He’ll be there for you, no matter what.”