reblog if its friday and you made it

accidentally fumbled "whodda thunk" and "who'd've guessed" together into the beautiful new "whodda gunk"

‼️TW: BODY HORROR‼️

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NOOOO, Sasha, get out of there, it’s The Homophobic Vase!!

jon with cats, by the way

Surely the banging on the coffin doesn’t mean anything.

I think they should have five year anniversary merch next year.

hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse

the trick for enjoying a new video game is avoiding the internet’s opinion on it 

4 years 🫡

While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Clickhole, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

You can keep a hundred boys in jars or whatever it is that Chappell Roan said

shake it up a lot just to hear them screaming

i used to have a running gag on twitter where i would tweet "i'm going to draw a horse" and then proceeded to draw a horse. here is a compilation

context for boghorse:

i would never lie to you

"the coffin was moving--" "the lid was opening--" "does this mean unus annus is return--"

ENOUGH

c'mon don't you guys have any manners? when the coffin's a-rockin you don't come a-knockin alright what happens after death aint none of my darn business!! 🙈⚰️💀💀⌛

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

Better?

Much. 

Horse must have been desperate

reagan also got fucked by a horse, can’t you read

Yeah we tried to combine demon girls and puppygirls. Uh. We got a hellhoundgirl and she's sort of terrifying. Oh fuck. Oh shit that's a lot of blood.

20 minute sketching some shit