#headcanons – @justtendouthings on Tumblr

(unrealistic) tendou satori headcanons, because i love and cherish him

hasn’t left his emo phase. he was probably born into it
tendou: [is mildly inconvenienced] tendou: “Had It Not Been For The Laws Of This Land, I Would Have Slaughtered You”
spectators: “nice kill satori!” tendou, mockingly: “nice kill satori”
has been benched for doing finger guns immediately after blocking an opponent’s spike
semi: [tries to hold tendou’s hand but comes into contact with something metal instead] tendou: “that me hook”
the one time he beat ushijima in a race it was because he changed the rules so you could only naruto run
tendou: “Alchemy: the science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange; the basis of all alchemy.” shirabu: “tendou wtf i just asked if i could have a bite of your food”
he’s the artist behind 50% of those fake pikachu hurt/comfort posts. the mimikyu fanart. u kno the ones
[on the sidelines during a match] tendou: “everybody get up it’s time to slam now, we got a real jam goin’ down, welcome to the space jam, here’s your chance do your dance at the space jam”
tendou: “they call me a monster for a reason” also tendou: “goshiki have you been eating enough? did you drink enough water today? how was class you know you can tell me anything-”