Print Me A House And Home
Summary: Sans breaks the lab’s printers while Alphys is away. With a little applied quantum theory, this somehow leads to his boss becoming his flatmate. Pre-Sanster, Sans POV, Fluff (with a sprinkle of Angst).
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“ya gotta be kiddin’ me.”
You rap your knuckles on the side of the printer. There’s a click and a foreboding thump from inside. You take a cautious step back, hands raised.
“uh. hey, doc, is al in today?”
No response. You glance into the empty office behind you.
“boss?”
No dice.
“…i’m stealing your snacks. speak now or forever hold your chisps.”
Nada.
“your loss, dude.”
#sanster#undertale fanfiction#undertale fic#sans#gaster#print me a house and home#another day another fic#S/O to the sanster discord 'cause everyone in there is incredible#hope this is alright#hope the very obvious bullshit way i wrote the science isn't super cringe i just wanted an excuse for them to geek out but like#i'm a theatre major lmao so my b#anyway take a shot every time you read the word printer#=3