i was thinking about the weirdest phone calls i got when i still worked at the public library and i remembered this one phone call. it was probably less than 20 seconds long, but it still makes me laugh.

anyways, this woman called and without even saying hello after i said the usual “public library, how can i help you?” spiel, she said, “i have a very important question: when you shelve books, do you push them all to the front of the shelf or all the way back?”

it took me a second to process the question and then i answered that, at the library, we always shelve them so that they are even with the front edge so they’re easier to grab and see. she was obviously delighted by this answer and then, as if an afterthought, she asked, “okay, what about you? what do you do at home with your books?” i said i did the same thing. she hummed in obvious agreement and then just like that she said “thank you!” and hung up.

i never heard from her again. i hope she won whatever argument she was having.

for about a year, i worked at a call center for sprint. i have a similar kind of story. a woman called, and said she had a question about the call history on her bill. “sure, let me just pull up your account-” and she cut me off going, “no, no, it’s not anything specific, it’s just. so, if you change the time on your phone, does that change the time on the bill?” “uh… no? the time on the phone doesn’t matter, the call history is recorded by the towers.” “ohhhh” she said in the saltiest voice i have ever heard “so even if you changed the timezone it wouldn’t change the time on the bill? to, say, the middle of the night?” i stg yall i looked into the camera like i was on the office. “um… no? it would still be the local time of the tower. is there anything else i can help you with?” to me, overly chipper: “nope! thank you! have a great day!” turning on someone as she hung up: “she says yoU’RE A LYING SACK OF-” i still mean-snicker every time i think about it.

christmas is coming soon so here’s lots of love for:

lots of love to all of you, i wish you the happiest of holidays ❤️❤️❤️

Adding: All the LGBTQ people who can’t bring their partner to family gatherings and/or get flack for it.

and the ones who have to pretend their partner is just their friend when bringing them over

To the ones who can’t go home

*six auditions*

person : hi my names courtne-

casting directors : you're hired

Six Costumes

i’m sorry what the FUCK is going on in the first two

seeing this on october, 20 was hilarious seeing this on november, 11 is not.

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SIX AUSTRALIA CAST

Chloé Zuel - Aragon

Kala Gare - Boleyn

Loren Hunter - Seymour

Kiana Daniele - Cleves

Courtney Monsma - Howard

Vidya Makan - Parr

Karis Oka, Shannen Alyce Quan, and Ella Burns - Swings (Ella is DC)

I swear to god, if *one* more olivia bot comments some random word on one of my posts im going to flip my entire shit, tumblr

will

bitch imma fuckin kill u

you

Fuckin try me i dare ya

marry

....... Go on

me

Holy shit yes guys she fuckin proposed

Enemies to lovers, 25k slowburn

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‪We have 3 openly Queer Katherine Howards... I love that

my brand‬: gays and Katherine Howard