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I’d hold out for a third and finally successful assassination attempt, but the idea of a jd Vance pregnancy does not make me feel any better
In my defense it was 4 am and the words rhymed
midwife: it's a footstool 🥺
Scruffy-Looking Dumpster Nerd
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Miriam. batard_loaf on AO3. Very little original content (tagged "i did a thing"). Definitely contains: Fandom and text posts. Maybe a little bit of middle aged women.