Anonymous asked:
When is the plan to begin?
give me some time I need to figure out what the plan is first
shout out to all you people still following this blog, awaiting the day I carry out the secret plan
Well guys...
First thing I want to say: when I made this blog I didn't even plan on making more than a few posts, but it became way bigger than I expected and I wanna thank all of you for that. You lame-o's. Who follows a blog about a blog?
Anyway, I don't know if I'd say I'm retiring this blog yet, but I think it's about time I took a step back from it. It's simply getting a bit old for me, making posts about the same thing all the time.
I'm still here and you can still ask me questions or whatever. As I've mentioned before, this is just a silly sideblog I made. If you enjoyed it, please do follow my main blog capitalistpropaganda where I post a bunch of dumb jokes (written by me) that make me laugh. It's a lot more fun for me and I plan on running it actively for a long time.
(edit: capitalistpropaganda is now squashs)
when the weather is appropriate, of course
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my friend and I are in a fight. to help me out please download and send this picture
to her submit box here
thank you. everyone who does this will get a $.0001 tax reduction
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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
Anonymous asked:
the average person recites the pledge of allegiance zero times a day. actually just statistical error. anti-america georg who is a communist actively un-recites the pledge of allegiance ten thousand times a day was an outlier adn should not have been counted
How many times a day should I be reciting the pledge of allegiance?
0 I can't stand that thing
Anonymous asked:
Freedom.
thanks
at this point I can probably type justofficialunitedstatesthings faster than anyone else in the world
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officialunitedstates gets back together with his ex-girlfriend
officialreunitedstates
but he only likes her for her looks
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maybe they’ll go on some…
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officialunitedstates stands at his refrigerator wondering what to have for lunch today. there's some leftover pasta but he's not really feeling like it right now. maybe a ham and cheese sandwich? no, he's all out of bread. maybe it's time for a trip to the grocery store