Quotes from Discord Pt. 7
- “It must be great being that stupid, imagine how much less anxiety I'd have if my brain were that empty."
- “When an egg falls out of a tree, we call that a coconut."
- “On the topic of 'Smash or Pass'...."
- “Curse you with your knowledge of my love for Japanese snacks, you bastards."
- “I'm mad because the diddling fuckler won."
- “It was tonguing me and everything."
- “THE SNOW COMES FROM THE UP!? THE SAND COMES FROM THE DOWN!?"
- “We are a responsible illegal establishment."
- “It's my simpy cup!"
- “As someone with severe seasonal allergies, I think the Greeks had it dead on accurate when they decided that the goddess of spring was also the queen of hell."
- “East is the direction of bread."
- “Daily dose of vitamin B - the B stands for blood.”
- “Speak print you cursive-writing goblin.”
- “My memory is a goldfish cracker, yes.”
- “If those crackers are saltines without the salt, would that mean they're just 'ines' (eens)?"
- “You don't understand- I'm a tsundere, I'll die!"
- “I wanna know who decided to look at a pancake and decide 'let's give it jiggle physics'."
- “It tastes like Faygo Red Pop but To the Left."
- “He was too big for a tiny man to jump on and adjust.”
- “Give me your moisture."
- “We can't have a boyband walking around everywhere we go."
- “God said he'd teach me karate."
- “Those are what we call a crusade, and we don't do those anymore.”
- “You're like a reverse dog."
- “Okay sir we're leaving before the skeleton figures out we're abusing metaphysics."