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Quotes from Discord Pt. 7

  • “It must be great being that stupid, imagine how much less anxiety I'd have if my brain were that empty."
  • “When an egg falls out of a tree, we call that a coconut." 
  • “On the topic of 'Smash or Pass'...."
  • “Curse you with your knowledge of my love for Japanese snacks, you bastards."
  • “I'm mad because the diddling fuckler won."
  • “It was tonguing me and everything."
  • “THE SNOW COMES FROM THE UP!? THE SAND COMES FROM THE DOWN!?"
  • “We are a responsible illegal establishment."
  • “It's my simpy cup!"
  • “As someone with severe seasonal allergies, I think the Greeks had it dead on accurate when they decided that the goddess of spring was also the queen of hell."
  • “East is the direction of bread." 
  • “Daily dose of vitamin B - the B stands for blood.”
  • “Speak print you cursive-writing goblin.”
  • “My memory is a goldfish cracker, yes.”
  • “If those crackers are saltines without the salt, would that mean they're just 'ines' (eens)?"
  • “You don't understand- I'm a tsundere, I'll die!"
  • “I wanna know who decided to look at a pancake and decide 'let's give it jiggle physics'."
  • “It tastes like Faygo Red Pop but To the Left."
  • “He was too big for a tiny man to jump on and adjust.”
  • “Give me your moisture."
  • “We can't have a boyband walking around everywhere we go."
  • “God said he'd teach me karate."
  • “Those are what we call a crusade, and we don't do those anymore.”
  • “You're like a reverse dog."
  • “Okay sir we're leaving before the skeleton figures out we're abusing metaphysics." 
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Initial Impressions Starters

  • “Weird, is how someone might describe you.”
  • “I’m not the most familiar to these kinds of things, I’ll be honest.”
  • “Is that just, a normal thing? That happens often?”
  • “Call me impressed, and I won’t respond.”
  • “Shudder at the thought of what you may do next.”
  • “Bad feelings and ominous tendencies. That the usual MO?”
  • “You wouldn’t happen to be that latest rumour going around, would you?”
  • “I fail to see how this might give me pause.”
  • “Given the circumstances... I’d like to return them.”
  • “How did you do that just now? That was... I don’t even know.”
  • “You’re a stranger that’s only getting stranger.”
  • “I have to admit... that was... grand.”
  • “Have you not met me, or my reputation before?”
  • “I know everyone like the back of my hand, and you’re a new spot on it.”
  • “Uhg... couldn’t have gotten anyone better?”
  • “So the expert on all of this is... you?”
  • “I’m beginning to think there is doubt stirring between us.”
  • “There isn’t full confidence here. Maybe, half full confidence. Two thirds at most.”
  • “Well this certainly has me blown away.”
  • “Don’t you look exotic and fun.”
  • “Elegant and stunning... do go on, tell me more!”
  • “You could do it better... I think. Try again?”
  • “I beg of your most pardons?! Care to repeat that?”
  • “I didn’t insult you! I only said something and I didn’t know the consequences of!”
  • “Care to help a bit? It’s a bit of a mess...”
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4 Words 4 You Starters

  • “Hey, get back here.”
  • “You know I love...”
  • “What you up to?”
  • “Well that’s just funny.”
  • “Did you need something?”
  • “I’m here, you know?”
  • “You have no control.”
  • “I’m perfectly fine, okay?”
  • “Kindly fuck right off.”
  • “I won’t be going.”
  • “You won’t believe this!”
  • “Tired, exhausted, the usual.”
  • “I’m gonna do it.”
  • “You and me. Now.”
  • “Aw, come over here.”
  • “Brought snacks and... snacks.”
  • “No. Cold. Begone you.”
  • “You want to... y’know...”
  • “I cannot believe you.”
  • “Of course you’re cool!”
  • “And one crisis later...”
  • “Care to explain that?”
  • “I shan’t be going.”
  • “Persistent and very cute.”
  • “Here, just take this.”
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Starters from Inspirobot 2

  • “Get up. Bless. Give Up.”
  • “Go on making wealthy women rich.”
  • “Always remember that you are pleasant, meaningful, and make life deserving of attention.”
  • “Physics challenges everything we know about occultism.”
  • “Friendship is the new art form.”
  • “There are normal eyes, then there are evil eyes.”
  • “Originality is healthy in small doses. Really small doses though.”
  • “Participate in bisexual ideas. Because.”
  • “You have always been a coward. Impressive!”
  • “Here comes desperate people!”
  • “Get impaled.”
  • “You are a guy. That’s not a compliment.”
  • “When in doubt, remind yourself that you are hot.”
  • “When we die, everything will seem like an illusion. So you Might as well keep eating.”
  • “Rule 4: Take a nap.”
  • “High fructose corn syrup is one hundred percent calories.”
  • “Intimidate strangers. It makes the one’s in power cry.”
  • “Wouldn’t it be nice if cats and dogs united?”
  • “If we can get angry at diets, we can strangle social structures.”
  • “If you’re the first person in the problem, get out of the problem.”
  • “Say yes to cake.”
  • “Nudity works.”
  • “Kitten’s don’t care.”
  • “Believing that you’re fucked makes you the same as everyone.”
  • “Sometimes the bravest thing to do is be annoying.”
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Quotes from Discord Pt. 6

  • “You fancy, fancy fuckass."
  • “Birds are just fluffy lizards."
  • “They're selectively a fucker. it's a trust thing™️”
  • “I can't believe you can summon god with a recorder. No wonder they took them away from us in school."
  • “Am I not at not at least worth five dollars?"
  • “Sometimes you just drown a little bit, it's okay."
  • “I don't want to give the straights to the volcano, the volcano deserves better."
  • “I have magic hands and toasted beans." 
  • “You could probably bribe someone with a whole ass chicken."
  • “I'm gonna judge if you're drinking hot soda."
  • “It's schroedinger's knife-fight at this point" 
  • “Why end the war? Because gay."
  • “I'm appropriating the natural beauty from purgatory."
  • “I'm abusing my god powers for stairs, I think you guys'll survive." 
  • “I have the physique of a pool noodle.”
  • “He literally made a big booty bitch."
  • “Is the litmus for quality a dump truck ass now?"
  • “But I'm your dork and that's pretty poggers."
  • “I don't want Tony the Tiger anywhere near my cheeks!"
  • “I've seen this man's junk, I trust him"
  • “Clearly it's two gay ninjas having a good time. Constantly trying to kill each other."
  • “As soon as a third person shows up, it gets stupid immediately."
  • “That's about right. Pants happy, brain smooth." 
  • “If you expect me not to fight you as an evolutionary dead end you are sorely mistaken.”
  • “You have a demonic sugar daddy. Congratulations."
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More Things Said at Work Starters

  • “So I prevented two murders today! With self control.”
  • “These toddlers had better manners than the adults, and that’s disappointing.”
  • “I tried to DoorDash myself some food but it was delivered into a hallway of no description. Guess a drunk fae needed it more than I did.”
  • “I need to look at them again without the eye of oooh shiny.”
  • “Yes I want a sticker that says ‘get in losers we’re going to end the patriarchy’!”
  • “What you’re going to do is breathe, what you aren’t going to do is commit arson, which is unfortunate.”
  • “I cursed him to get fucked by a metal, frostbitten cactus. In my head, obviously.”
  • “I get creative when I’m angry.”
  • “I didn’t give a good description because that person didn’t wrong me in the brief moment I paid attention to them.”
  • “I can’t wait to be like: Congrats! We’re all neurodivergent and none of us is straight!”
  • “I wanna go home and have fun with dragons.”
  • “Finally people are appreciating what’s on my shirt.”
  • “Can people not bother me when something is about to go in my mouth?”
  • “Ah yes, all the idiots are out today. Fantastic.”
  • “You’d be surprised the amount of people that yell at me for trying to save them money.”
  • “Do you guys not think about apocalypse scenarios all the time?”
  • “We don’t know what we’re doing, but it’s something that’s gotta be done.”
  • “We do one thing at a time and if they don’t like it, well too bad! Get us more people.”
  • “We’re working with babies.”
  • “So let’s forget about this drab reality and let me pull you into the world of fiction.”
  • “Impulse buys that warm the heart but stab the wallet. Retail therapy.”
  • “You’d think people wouldn’t ask such stupid questions like if they can go beyond the sign that says DO NOT CROSS BROKEN GLASS but here we are.”
  • “I’m the kind of person who you’re terrified of not knowing what I can do to you.”
  • “These were absolutely not gone through individually, there’s too much gay in here.”
  • “My brain is piloting myself in bed, not here.”
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Quotes from Discord pt. 5

  • “I'm not putting [blank] through that, I've seen Neverending Story."
  • “You can't convince me the Trojans weren't furries."
  • “In the words of my people: Uh, WHAT?!?"
  • “I don't have bullets. I mean, I have bullets, I just have to hit the button that says I get bullets."
  • “Fuck the stone fish. They look like rocks."
  • “Go to the place to see how much hair is.....I just realized how strange that probably sounded."
  • “I am un-vincible."
  • “I swear you have "bitch eating crackers" disease."
  • “Oh, caught ‘im right in the cheeks!.....Usually when someone talks about clappin' cheeks that's not what they mean."
  • “This just in: Bitches can't climb." 
  • “If I strapped two toddlers to my arms I'd float for a second."
  • “Man. Smith's must be the horniest motherfuckers ever, huh?"
  • “I wonder what it would be like to be a Giga-Chad."
  • “When have I ever given off the impression that I know what I'm doing?"
  • “Did you just yip at me, motherfucker?"
  • “We've got too much heresy for one day."
  • “Don't you bring that olive propaganda around here!"
  • “Where in the HTML-"
  • “How dare you say I'm nice to the people here! I'm an asshole to the people here!"
  • “Fuckin' catboi money."
  • “I didn't get this far by thinking." 
  • “Bones are just the calcium sticks of the body."
  • “The magical school of Heteromancy."
  • “It's like herding cats but they can swim!"
  • “We went through the gender bubble."
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Quotes from Discord pt. 4

  • “People! Stop having no info! I want to creep on your info!"
  • “We can transcend boxes."
  • “That's such a profound way to fuck it up."
  • “Y'know what, yeah, tasteful vulgarity."
  • “Get the fuck out of here with that 'itsy bitsy' we ain't a spider."
  • “Look at my bones. Do you not see my exposed bones?"
  • “Hypercompressed ocean? I CAN FISH IN IT?!?!?"
  • “The knives never bite me."
  • “I dunno, sometimes you're just given a god and go 'well okay I guess'."
  • “I'm so poor, I can't afford to talk."
  • “Apparently ______ ass cannot be contained."
  • “We ate his ghost."
  • “You can eat my entire left asshole."
  • “I just realized they're called 'herbal teas' because they're made from herbs."
  • “We can't do that, that's lesbian."
  • “SNOW IS JUST WATER YOU CAN BEAT UP AND BULLY."
  • “I am at minimal blood."
  • “We can be a bit fuzzy on the subject of kneecaps."
  • “What if he gives me 'what are you gonna do, shoot me vibes?"
  • “I didn't suddenly become a crackhead!"
  • “I like to think it's always big brain time for me."
  • “Phrase of the night: LETS-A FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
  • “How dare you, I am a professional amateur!"
  • “You are negative ass."
  • “Invest in grenades. Once it's out of your hands, it's not your problem anymore."
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Things I’ve Said at Work Starters

  • “A little bit of arson would be really therapeutic right now.”
  • “I have all this ambition, but the gods got scared of it and nerfed me with this mortal coil.”
  • “Who has the brain cell? I need it for five minutes.”
  • “I’ll go get you a body bag, hold on.”
  • “Oh look, it’s all sticky for you.”
  • “The concept of time has left me and I have no clue what day it is.”
  • “First it was cat scratch fever, then potentially a flesh eating disease, then less of a chance of that, so I’ve had a roller coaster of a week.”
  • “This guy refused to set foot there, and I couldn’t have been happier.”
  • “You know why I’m so thrown off? I haven’t had my latte in like, a week.”
  • “I’m gonna be such spitfire on Saturday like, you don’t even know.”
  • “Cool I’ll just light it on fire. Probably.”
  • “Hmm... no I think it’s a little too wet.”
  • “If I could sense their inevitable presence as a psychic, I wouldn’t be here right now.”
  • “That guy knew what they were about. Came in, candy, and left. Bless ‘em.”
  • “Has anyone seen the sacrificial knife? Y’know, the sharp thing?”
  • “Alright, I shall abscond and stop pretending that this is all reality.”
  • “So what you’re saying is that you wouldn’t object to some morale doughnuts? Free morale doughnuts?”
  • “The toaster I can understand... but why the a waffle iron?!”
  • “I was gone for four minutes, how did I miss three high people at once?”
  • “I’m sorry, but the laws of physics simply say no to your stupid request.”
  • “Listen, I just wanna float enough to not touch the ground. Screw gravity.”
  • “This is the pile of the soon to meet ‘emergency storage’ and this is the pile of maybe we’ll use them before they go to ‘emergency storage’.
  • “A yes, glitter. Well time to light myself ablaze to get rid of the evil.
  • “I put those in the temporary heat prison for about five hours.”
  • “Someone only almost fell through the ceiling, like the place only almost burned down. One of those is gonna happen for certain eventually.”
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Quotes from Discord pt. 3

  • "He could be part Zeus and we all know how much of a furry Zeus was!"
  • "Beavers are one of the only animals that have committed crimes."
  • "Yes, and they need to continue."
  • "Aw man I wanna get fookin' appah juice..."
  • "God dammit he's a genius. Why is he such an idiot?"
  • "I'm giving god a very bad performance review."
  • "Drywall? More like bye-wall."
  • "It's big enough that it will run off with my money!"
  • "I'm so poor, I can't afford to talk."
  • "I'm supposed to be a teacher and I failed to count to four properly."
  • "I'm the best thing doer around."
  • "I like my music with a side of violence."
  • "It took me until I was drunk to remember that one."
  • "To be fair: I've only played one furry."
  • "A paladin is a tank by having heavy armor. A bear is a tank by being a fucking bear."
  • "You got diddled by space crystal. Congratulations. Go fight God."
  • "Keep that squash sin away from my house."
  • "They get their powers from drugs and Jesus just like everybody else."
  • "Sometimes the answer to 'why not?' is fucking don't."
  • "What's up fuckers?!"
  • "Use the failure of others to succeed."
  • "As much as I love being a "cantrip whore"... "
  • "Demon sugar daddy was like, here's your allowance."
  • "Uh yeah, we definitely didn't drink his soul like kool-aid."
  • "Don't you get sad when you accidentally murder one of your friends?"
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