Conqueror of Cats

i’d be a terrible superhero i’d be at home and see the signal calling me in the sky and be like “i literally just sat down”

too real

I’m not even sure which one I’m more like

This is the first time I have heard uptown funk

me apologizing

do u ever finish an episode of a tv show online and think “man that wouldve been a bad cliffhanger to wait a week for!” as you click the next episode

You were named after two of the bravest men I ever knew.

i don’t feel like a real adult, i just feel like tommy and chucky in that one rugrats episode where they imagine being grownups they have adult bodies and are wearing suits but they still have their baby heads and they’re trying to drive and go to work and stuff but they don’t understand what’s happening

I’ve officially run out of excuses:

"It’s true then, what they’re saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts."