I love how you learned an incredibly large amount of information about weasels and ferrets just to feign anger when people don't have this same obscure knowledge about weasels and ferrets.
Ed
While I was washing my hands I noticed in the bathroom mirror I noticed that, in that light, my eyes looked almost green. I called my brother to come look. He stared at the mirror for a second before he remembered he cannot tell the difference between shades of colour.
this is why all of ed's clothes are black or dark blue.
You know what I always found funny about contract law of feudal japan?
No, Ed. I do not want to know that.
my brother just turned on my light for the second time this week and blew the bulb again.
Upon consideration
Me: Ya know I've been thinking about it and I'd be good as Knight of Blood.
Ed: What.
Me: Blood is about friendships and stuff and who's better at making friendships than me?
Ed: People with actual redeeming qualities about them?
Me: Yeah see that's the thing! They aren't!
slightly-bovverd replied to your post: slightly-bovverd replied to your post:…
You’re made up. There’s no way you’re real.
No, I’m more of a…well you know how all that pollution comes together in Fern Gully and creates Tim Curry?
I’m sorta like that but not made up of pollution but rather a mix of greed and egotism.
lesbighost
No no no Ed is the made up one. I thought we established this?? James is real and Ed is James’ dark passenger.
yeah whatever that too
docincredible replied to your photo: :( Me and Sain are the same dude.
There is a reason no one trusts you and it is #Being Friends With Tumblr User Justicespank.
At least 100% of people believe I exist.
You cannot say that.
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Becoming friends with tumblr user Justicespank
Being friends with tumblr user Justicespank
First I give the ladies flowers and then I make sure they have enough food for the winter. Look how sweet I am.
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I still find it hilarious that my brother forgot how to ride a bike and will literally mention it whenever I see the word bike.
Before you believe this, ask yourself: Should I really believe anything that tumblr user justicespank says about other people?
I don't lie about people. Especially not when the truth is funnier.
I still find it hilarious that my brother forgot how to ride a bike and will literally mention it whenever I see the word bike.
wait how is "I'll replace your wig after I ruin it by banging you" even an act of charity?
Ed, you double lose.
I leave my room to find my brother laying face down half way across the stairs in the dark
Him: What are you doing?
Me: The fuck you mean what am *I* doing?
slightly-bovverd replied to your quote: “Apparently Katie considers you her friend. What a...
FRIEND IS A LOOSE TERM. I CORRESPOND WITH YOU ON A REGULAR BASIS. I also consider a very angry man with a tinfoil hat that likes to watch wrestling and has a cat named Count Busey a friend, so don’t count yourself among an elite.
"I like how she tries to defend herself from being your friend." - Ed
Apparently Katie considers you her friend. What a fool.
Ed
hey ed liz thinks you're a h8r too.
my brother just seriously came to badger me about eating a bowl of cereal.
it's three am in the morning. that's when you eat cereal. in. the. morning.
me and ed were talking about the girls of bakemonogatari and he guessed which girl I was going to say before I said it because there was only one athletic lesbian in the whole cast.
frickin a that's not fair my whole fucking live.