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umami, the "Fifth Emotion"

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get me off mr bones wild ride
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sapphling

can you get in trouble for remembering a detail about someone

is it normal to notice details

pervert definition

how much is it normal to remember about someone

are you allowed to think about people when they're not talking to you +reddit

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waspcup

literally so fucking embarrassing to have a favorite character bc it will have you sitting there thinking things such as "omg he experiences the 5 senses" and "omg he wears clothes and feels the texture of them on his skin" and "omg he eats food and tastes it" and "omg he sleeps with his eyes closed in a bed with sheets" Like be honest should i just kill myself at this point

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cungadero

the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

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knifearo

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where people are fucking normal about aromanticism

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floralasshat

At first I read “as an optometrist” and was just ready to accept the statement as is like oh yeah maybe some kind of pun about if people’s views weren’t clouded by hatred and biases they could be normal about aro and aspec in general but then I reread it was like “sigh, time for my nearsighted ass to go back to the optometrist.”

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where all these beautiful aromantic people get to go to the optometrist

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squidong

misread aromanticism as astigmatism

official optometry post

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genuinely so tired of the male love interest in every m/f romance being the most hugelarge tallman to ever growth spurt. I need to see some women swooning over little five foot five rat dudes who need to be tucked in their gf's pocket lest they blow away like a napkin in the wind.

oh god oh fuck people are blorbo tagging my vague about romance novels

honestly. this was going to turn into some kind of thread missing about how alienating it is as a queer person that so many romance novels use extreme adherence to cisnormative gender stereotypes as a shorthand for men being attractive. he's Tall, definitely tall enough to loom over our heroine effortlessly, and he has defined musculature even if he doesn't seem like the kind of man who spends time working out, and what else do you need? that's what an attractive man is. have we mentioned how he absolutely dwarfs your tiny woman body? he rolled up his sleeves and you noticed with excitement how muscular his forearms were. his arms are hard, and his abs are hard, and hardest of all is of course his insane nine inch dong that you feel great about.

alas, this post speedran getting blorbo tagged as Cramperstamp Hankypank and Effluvia Cascatelli from somebody's d&d campaign instead, which is unfortunately much funnier

female characters can be fat Sometimes, probably because publishers know that most of their readers are women and a lot of women are fat and many of them don't even hate being fat. and these depictions aren't without problems; I find that fat female protagonists or even supporting characters often have to perform femininity to a grossly exaggerated degree.

but I don't even know where to even look to find a fat man as the protagonist in an f/m romance. literally unthinkable. fat guys, short guys, hairy guys, whatever. there is one type of man body that gets to be sexy, and it's just the same guy shuffled into different outfits and careers with varying amounts of personality. sometimes he's not white but that's about as much variety as you get. it's exhausting out here.

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nat-20s

I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*

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The thing with ADHD memory issues isn't that I'm blissfully ignorant of all the things I'm forgetting. I'm stressfully ignorant. I'm never suddenly hit with the unexpected feeling of "oh, I think I've forgotten something", because the feeling is never unexpected, nor does it ever leave. That alarm is blaring 24/7. If I didn't tune it out, I'd go insane.

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