Persephone introducing her new boyfriend to Demeter like:
Zeus: I have the afternoon free.
Hera: Really? Did “nothing” cancel?
god of wine more like god of whine amirite
Dionysus
What are your sources for the Greek myths, not an attack, just curious for private reading
Ooh, that’s a really good question! I’ve been interested in Greek mythology since middle school and I’ve been gradually accumulating my knowledge over the years from various sources so I couldn’t really give you a compressed list. Some of the stuff came from books, others come from the internet. However, one book that really stuck out to me was Richard Buxton’s “The Complete World of Greek Mythology” which I came across a long time ago. This question is also open to my followers. Do you guys have any good recommendations?
some dudebro: hey zeus how do I score hot babes
zeus: have you...have you tried turning into a bird
Athena: hey dad why do you turn into animals 90% of the time when you hook up with mortals
Zeus: this is kinkshaming and it needs to stop
I would like to argue against your statement "zeus for president": DO NOT HAVE ZEUS FOR PRESIDENT. DO NOT. BAD IDEA. DO NOT.
I think Zeus would disagree.
Hera: so apparently the Queen of Sparta got impregnated by a swan, care to explain?
Zeus:
justgreekgodthings reblogged
You’ve heard of Donald Trump running for president now get ready for
zeus
when you talk back to your fish dad