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Paddymelon

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Hungarian. 35. girl. I am also hilarious and I like to cook. I will mainly post my drawings and reblog moderate amounts of Wolfstar/MDZS/Hannibal/OFMD. Buy me a coffee please? https://ko-fi.com/paddymelon
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skipppppy

Viktor just went from being some guy to my all time favourite Arcane character. Funniest possible direction they could’ve gone with him. Every fuck in his mind body soul was spent and gone when he emerged from that goop. Woke up purple from a near death experience and immediately dumped his situationship, quit his job, fucked off to the undercity wearing nothing but a blanket and then became the second coming of Christ on accident. King of protecting his peace. Imagine being that guy who tried to shank him. Some Czech twink with dick and balls hanging out starts glowing and then magically cleanses the poison from your body. I’d be on my knees worshipping him too man what a fucked up situation. Someone please get him some trousers

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I love when trauma makes characters messy. I love when characters don't know how to show love. I love when they lash out. I love when they're vile and break down. I love characters who aren't perfect victims. I love when stories don't excuse behaviour but allow you to understand it

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catsandcatci

Just in case anyone is wondering, TGCF’s word count (English translation) is ~750,000 words, and including the extras it’s ~795,000 words.

For comparison:

  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by JK Rowling- 257,045 words
  • A Game of Thrones by George RR Martin- 298,000 words
  • War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy- 561,304 words
  • Les Miserables by Victor Hugo- 530,982 words
  • Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell- 418,053 words
  • The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, and The Silmarillion by JRR Tolkien, all together- 706,574 words

In conclusion, holy shit that’s a lot of reading, and if any of y’all fellow MXTX fans feel like you’ve been slacking on reading or are losing your literary edge because you look at the piles of books in your “to read” pile and physically cringe (or maybe that’s just me), don’t

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parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

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catinfroghat

Philomena Cunk becoming popular suddenly is soooo surreal because I was obsessed with her back in 2018 I even bought the book so here are a few entries:

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