I’ve Been Impaled
A/N: Kay so you didn’t put a character for this, sooooo *Boom* a wild Kirishima appeared! Anyway, also, yes, 28 is a frozen reference. Lmao, I just thought it was kinda funny.
28. "Oh....I’ve been impaled.”
57. “I’m pretty sure google says you’re dying.”
65. “Duck tape doesn’t fix everything.”
Warnings: Comedy, Character Injury, Slight Angst(not really)
Paring(s): Kirishima x Reader
I’ve Been Impaled
It happened pretty fast. All you really heard was most of the Bakusquad screaming “LOOK OUT!” at you, before the steel rod was stabbed straight through your side. You were pinned to the ground, the rod stabbed through you and then the ground. You weren’t completely numb to the pain, but you could barely really feel it.
“Y/N!”Echoed around you. You and the Bakusquad(since you liked to consider yourself “separate” from them, as you were only dating a member) had been out on a patrol when a group of mediocre villains decided to attack you near a construction site. Hence, you getting stabbed with a steel rod.
“Fuck, call for an ambulance dammit!”Bakugo barked. He turned, preparing to blast away like he was a member of Team Rocket. “I’ll go after the bastards! Soy Sauce Face! You’re with me.” Sero turned, reluctantly shooting off with a stream of tape, keeping up with Bakugo in pursuit of the villains. Mina, Kaminari, and Kirishima all ran over to you.
“Oh fuck, Y/N!”Kaminari exclaimed, dropping to your other side where the rod wasn’t. Mina dropped to the side where the rod was, her hands itching to help you out however she could. Kirishima was frozen solid in his spot, his eyes locked on you. His face was frozen into an expression of worry and fear. You glanced at him as Kaminari pulled out his communicator and tried to radio in the location. You paused, hating that fearful expression. How do I fix that? You wondered. You winced as a jolt of pain went through your side. You swallowed. You paused. Humor always works.
“O-Oh...”You muttered. Their attentions were all on you. You cracked a pained grin, letting out a slight laugh. “I’ve been impaled.” Mina and Kaminari paused, your words registering. Mina caught onto what you were doing immediately. She burst out laughing, followed with Kaminari’s genuinely clueless laughter. You chuckled, inhaling sharply afterwards. Kirishima paused. He huffed.
“Y/N this isn’t funny!”He scolded. You let out a slight laugh.