Sky Writes

WELL

Before I knew it “How To Capture Your Villain Wife” was over 7,000 words.

YIKES

Lol, now I’ll get to other requests(or I’ll try to) :) 

Me: *trying to write*

Allergies: HEY I HEARD YOU WANTED TO SNEEZE?

Me: What? No, who said that--*sneezes 20 times in a row*

LAHSDFOAIWHEPWH

10 FOLLOWERS AWAY FROM 300

THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY

(you know if I had that many followers in real life I’d have to call the cops)

BUT I’M--

Bruh, you know, when I had like, 10 followers I didn’t even fucking think I would hit 20

and here I am at 290

and you guys actually like my writing

and I just--

GUYS I’M SCREAMING--

MY GRANDPA IS WATCHING TV, IDK WHAT SHOW

BUT MY MUSIC PAUSED AND I JUST HEARD

“WOAH DADDY, YOU GOT YOURSELF A NICE OMELETTE”

AND I---