*the company stopping at a tavern*
(Y/n), opening a Capri sun: guess I’ll just drink away my sorrows
The company: ಠ_ಠ
*gets captured by trolls*
*gets captured by goblins*
*gets captured by Mirkwood elves*
*gets captured by the people of laketown*
(Y/n): hostage or not, it’s nice to be held
Bilbo: are you okay??
(Y/n): no :))
Thorin: Where’s (y/n)
Ori: Doing stuff
Thorin: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Bilbo?
Ori: Trying to stop (y/n) from doing stuff
Thorin: Fili and Kili?
Ori: they are trying to stop Bilbo from stopping (y/n) from doing stuff
Thorin: uh huh and what are you doing?
Ori: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Fili and Kili who are stopping Bilbo from stopping (y/n) from doing stuff
*after being captured by the people of lake town*
Y/n: ugh I hate humans
Thorin: ...you are a human
Y/n: ...AND??
You: Mr. Baggins I would die for you
Bilbo:*drops his tea* W H A T
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You, randomly: Mr. Thorin I’d die for you
Thorin: *places hand on your shoulder and stares at you with extreme intensity* I would never let that happen
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Kili: *says a joke*
You: *laughing* Kili I would die for you
Kili: *drops smile* ...don’t you dare
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Fili: looking lovely today (Y/n)
You: thanks Fili. Ya know I’d die for you
Fili: *terrified by the thought*NO-
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Bofur: *puts his hat on your head* Morning Lass
You: Morning Bofur. I’d die for you
Bofur: *stops in his tracks* what did you just say??????
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You: I would die for you Bifur
Bifur: *random dwarven words and hand motions*
You: ?? :) ??
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You: I got some vegetables for the food
Bombur: thank (y/n)
You: yep of course I’d die for you *skips off*
Bomber: did she just-
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Dwalin: *pats your shoulder* you did well today
You: *smiling* thank you! I would die for you
Dwalin: ......no
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You: I’d die for you
Balin: *extremely confused* I would not let that happen my child
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Ori: h-hello miss (y/n). Would you mind if I drew you?
You: aw of course Ori. You’re so sweet I would die for you
Ori: *wide eyed* please don’t
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Dori: here’s ya tea miss (y/n)
You: thank you Dori! I’d die for you
*loud crashing noise*
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Nori: hey (y/n) I bought you this bracelet and by bought I mean stole it
You: *chuckles* thank Nori I’d die for you
Nori: haha yeah *walks away* *realizes what you just said* *walks back in* Hold on
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You: Gloin I would die for you
Gloin *a tired dad* STOP
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You: here ya go Oin, this is the medical supplies you wanted
Oin: very good lass thank you
You: no problem you know i would die for you
Oin: *who doesn’t have his ear trumpet and had no idea what you just said* yes dear that’s nice
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Gandalf: *helps you stand up*
You: thanks Mr. Gandalf I would die for you
Gandalf: *knows this is some weird joke from your world* I’d die for you as well my dear
