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Your Friendly Neighborhood Hobbit

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Christian | She/Her | INFP | Hufflepuff
Just want happiness & adventure
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The casting for the company in The Hobbit is phenomenal

Graham McTavish (Dwalin) hitting the gym as soon as he got the part

Jed Brophy (Nori) trying to steal as much stuff on set as he can and Mark Hadlow (Dori) telling him to put it back

Mark Hadlow (Dori) texting Adam Brown (Ori) “Are you okay?” and mothering him all the time

Aidan Turner (Kili) and Dean O’Gorman (Fili) being the trouble makers on set and teasing all the other dwarves

Stephen Hunter (Bombur) constantly snacking on set

James Nesbit (Bofur) and his Irish humor

Richard Armitage (Thorin) constantly feeling the pressure of his role and responsibilities

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Can anyone PLEASE help me find this fic: It takes place after the battle of five armies and everyone lives (ofc) and reader somehow gets turned into a mouse but no one know so they chase reader about but Bilbo figures out it’s y/n and is so gentle with her and helps her get turned back?? Please someone I’ve been looking for this fic forever😭

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Kili: This is my wife Tauriel she is the most beautiful being I’ve ever seen and I love her so very much. As soon as I laid eye on her my heart belonged to her she is my everything

Fili: This is my wife (y/n) she’s just been cleared of fleas

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You know what. The Hobbit movie are actually really good. Everyone’s expectations were just too high after The Lord of the Ring and expected The Hobbit to be the exact same. But it’s not. The Hobbit book was meant for children and doesn’t have the same themes of LOTR. So I like how they went with a different aesthetic/feel for the movies. While yes they did over do it with the use of CGI and yes they did go off on plot lines that weren’t that great, it’s still good and the people who worked on it tried very hard to please everyone but in the end they couldn’t. People shit on prequels and sequels because no matter what they won’t hold up to your expectations of the originals. In this essay I will-

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(Y/n)’s relationship w/ each Company member

Young female (y/n) with Sappy company found family trope that I wrote in my notes because I was bored in resource <3 enjoy
(Sorry it’s so short)

Fili:

- Literally in love with each other

- Bonds over knifes

- CEO of y/n protection squad

- y/n “steals” his clothes all the time

- Gentle smiles and pure intentions

Kili:

- Best friends

- Still playfully flirt tho

- Kili helps her learn to shoot a bow

- Wrestling matches All.The.Time

- Make eachother laugh at the most inconvenient moments

Thorin:

- Dad™️

- y/n can get him to smile literally anytime

- Founder of y/n protection squad

- Needs a hug. Y/n gives good hugs. Boom. Problem solved

- y/n gave him a flower once and he cried

Bilbo:

- Mom™️

- A worried mess because y/n’s so reckless

- Makes sure she eats and sleeps enough

- Will take down a troll for her despite his height

- Co-founder of y/n protection squad

Dwalin

- Her whole bodyguard

- y/n taught him a handshake and he treats it like it’s sacred

- Hard pats on the back

- Will ram into each other at random moments

- Teaches her how to fight

Balin:

- Only sane one

- Will sit quietly and read against a tree with her

- Saves her from the annoying and teasing of the younger company members

- Her granddad

- Gives her life advice

Bofur:

- The fun uncle

- Let her smoke his pipe once ONCE

- Will make her laugh until she can’t breathe

- Let’s her wear his hat all the time

- Best hugs

Bifur:

- She can’t really understand him because she doesn’t speak a lot of Khuzdul

- Will randomly walk up, give her something he made for her, and leave

- Pats her head

- He taught her how to woodcarver after his axe got taken out

- Just runs and tackles someone if they make her uncomfortable. No need for questions. Just tackles

Bombur:

- Cooking mutuals

- Swap recipes and cooking tips

- She helps him a lot with the food and gathering

- Respect each other’s baking skill

- Ruffles y/n’s hair alot

Ori:

- He has the hugest crush on her

- Art besties and will draw together

- Lots and lots of hugs

- He knits and she crochets

- Both are small but will take out your kneecaps if you hurt the other

Nori:

- Steals stuff for her

- Teaches her how to steal and lock pick

- Ships Ori and her so much

- Bad influence

- Will take the fall for her if she does something wrong (she doesn’t like when he does that but is so thankful)

Dori:

- Mother hen (obvi)

- Will have a cup of tea ready for her whenever

- Also ships her and Ori but is more subtle about it

- “My Ori, y/n looks awfully cold over there. Maybe you should make her a sweater” *wink wink*

- Makes sure she is comfortable and feels safe at all times

Oin:

- Has patched her up more times than anyone in the company

- y/n will help him take care of the others and patch them up as well

- She’s use to yelling loud so he can understand her

- Lectures her about her recklessness

- Almost had a heart attack when she came to him with a black eye and was all beaten up with a simple explanation: “He wouldn’t leave her alone”

Gloin:

- He’s a dad so he understands when she needs something

- Reminds the company she’s only a kid and needs certain things

- Aggressively takes care of her

- Talks about his family with her

- She reminds him of Gimli a little

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OKAY GUYS WHICH MEMBERS OF THORIN’S COMPANY SNORE??

(+ their opinion on others that snore, do they deny it, other misc sleep habits like sleep talking/drooling/etc.)

Ignore me stalking your account haha but

Dwalin: faint snores and likes to sleep with at least one of his axes close by

Balin: I feel like he sleeps pretty quietly but sometimes will talk in his sleep, even if it’s just incoherent mumbles

Gloin: literally such a dad. Snores so loud and when you wake him up he shoots up and looks around frantically (like why do parents do that??)

Oin: snores and is hard to wake up because of his hearing problem so you have to physically shake him awake.

Bofur: snores very loud. Like VERY loud

Bifur: speaks khudul in his sleep. And because of the axe in his head he needs something soft like a pillow to sleep on :( poor bby

Bombur: this boy can snore (like in the movies) and when he’s a sleep there is nothing that can wake him up. He is out for the count

Fili: Deep sleeper as well. Snores faintly most of the time but can get really loud. When he was younger he would sleep walk a lot and Dis or Thorin would have to guide him back to bed

Kili: Literally sleeping beauty. Looks so peaceful when he sleeps and very soft snores

Thorin: Quite and light sleeper. A twig snapping in the woods with make him shoot his eyes open but it’s a good thing he’s grown accustomed to the snores of his fellow dwarves otherwise he’d be up all night long

Ori: likes to be very warm at night. Can not sleep with out some noise so on the quest the other snores of the company and nature sounds is nice for him :) 10/10 such a cutie

Nori: total opposite. He likes it to be very quiet when he sleeps so he struggled a bit on the quest getting sleep. Snores but like normally.

Dori: wakes up multiple times at night and when he does he checks on his brothers and other members of the company

Bilbo: curls up into a ball or against someone while sleeping. Likes to be very warm as well. So basically a cat

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The girl from another world (part 3)
Summary: (y/n) and company deal with some trolls and what-not
Pairings: All platonic// Bilbo x fem!reader, Fili x fem!reader, Kili x fem!reader (I promise that reader will get more time with the other members of the company but Fili, Kili, and Bilbo were the main three for this one)
Warnings: (y/n) bitching a lot, blood, injury, trolls? Cussing? Bad writing? Idk nothing else really
A/n: I deeply apologize for this part taking soooo long to come out so as a sorry I made this part decently long but I hope you all enjoy :))

(Y/n)’s POV:

I woke with a start as a set of daggers wrapped in leather hit the ground mer inches from my head. “You’ll want these if yer to survive out here.” The dwarf Dwalin said gruffly. I picked them up as I sat up, still disoriented from just waking up. I mumbled a tired “Wha?” and Dwalin sighed, “I’m guessing by the look of ya that you don’t got any weapons on you, so here.” I took the daggers out of their leather covers and held them up in the dim light of morning. They were very elegant and had beautiful carvings in them. “Thank you” I smiled looking up at Dwalin. He gave a small grunt and walked away, going over to his sleeping spot.

“Come on lads get up if we are to make it to the next town by sunset we must get going, Fili, Kili go check on the ponies,” Thorin ordered. You gave a long sigh and fell back on your blanket. It was barely sunrise at the moments and the morning dew was still thick in the air. Very little light was provided by the sun and the air was quite cool. Not to mention I was EXHAUSTED. Who’s idea was it to sleep on the ground in the WOODS?? I woke up multiple time during the night making sure that no bugs or spiders were crawling all over me, let allow snakes. How do these dwarves sleep like this?? I give this a 1 star rating on Yelp.

But no matter how sore or tired i was I still had to get up and get ready to start a long day of horse riding. Yay. I guess it’s not so bad I mean it could be worst. So I pulled myself together and gathered up my makeshift bed, if I can even call it that.

The dwarves didn’t seem too bothered by my presence for the rest of the day, nor were Gandalf or Bilbo, who I was currently riding between. Not gonna lie the dwarves kind of intimate me, even the more welcoming ones like Fili, Kili, Ori, and Bofur. They just carry too many weapons and are well…male. And a lost young girl doesn’t just blindly trust a group of men that they met a few hours ago, well a smart one doesn’t. So I chose to keep my distance for the time being. Gandalf get a bit of a pass because he’s like a grandpa and I’m pretty sure he’s not even paying attention to what anyone is saying half the time, like he’s off in his own world. And Bilbo has already gained quite a bit of my trust, by talking to me and answering all my questions about his world, plus he’s such a flustered softie that it’s hard not to trust him.

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It’s evening now and we have already passed the town we needed to reach by sunset at midday, so Thorin seemed to be in a good mood and decided to settle down earlier for the night.

When we arrived to our spot, Bilbo helped me off my pony and Balin walked over to help us tie them down. We were next to this old broken down house, that I overheard Gandalf said use to belong to a farmer and his family. I frowned at that and thought of what could of possibly done this to those poor people. But that was a thought I didn’t want to ponder on for too long, so I shook my head and focused back on tying up the ponies. As I was doing that I could hear Gandalf and Thorin having a heated discussion under the broken house. Welp there goes Thorin’s good mood. Thanks Gandalf.

Then, with one finally angry huff Gandalf stormed of down the hill. “Gandalf, where are you going?” called Bilbo, leaving the task of tying his horse long forgotten. “To seek the company of only one around here who’s got any sense.” Gandalf yelled back. “And who’s that” questioned Bilbo, trying to get a less vague answer out of the wizard. “Myself, Master Baggins!” Yelled Gandalf. Real helpful.

“Is he coming back?” Bilbo questioned desperately to Balin, who gave a mere shrugged and continued tying the ponies. Great, so now it’s just me, Bilbo, and bunch of dwarves, in a torn down house (which whatever tore it down could still be close by) in the middle of nowhere. This could not get any worse

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It got worst.

During dinner, with Gandalf still nowhere in sight, Bilbo and I were sent to bring Fili and Kili, who were supposed to be watching the ponies, their stew. And these numb heads have done lost a majority of them. “What do you mean you lost them? How did you manage to do that?” I asked while still holding one of their stews. “We got distracted!” Kili argued back. “With what? What could have possibly distracted you?” I continued to question. Fili and Kili paused and looked at eachother smirking and as they were about to say something I put my hand up, “you know what I don’t want to know.” I could probably guess by that look that it was probably something to do with the tobacco they had stuffed in their coats. “Shouldn’t we tell Thorin?” Asked Bilbo, also still holding one of their stews. “Ahhh No.” Fili said trying to steer clear from the wrath of Thorin Oakenshield, “Let’s not worry him. Besides as our official burglar, we thought you might want to take a look into it” he finished. Bilbo straighten up “well perhaps something big uprooted these trees.” He suggested. “That was our thinking.” Kili added and he squatted down to examine the root of the tree closest to him. “Something very big, and possibly..quite…dangerous.” Bilbo said looking a bit unsettled at that thought.

You rolled your eyes and began to to walk over to Fili, handing him the bowl of soup. “Obviously it had to be ‘quite’ big in order to knock down these trees, and I bet whatever it was also destroyed the farmers home we are currently staying at.” You said looking at the track of horse hooves in the mud, along with something else’s foot prints.

“Hey, there’s a light” Fili spoke up, “over here.” And he waved us all over. “Stay down” he added as we crouched behind one of the fallen trees. I could see what Fili was talking about and heard rough, scratchy voices and laughs in the distance. “What is it?” Bilbo asked in a whisper tone, looking between Fili and Kili. “Trolls.” Kili spoke grimly and both Fili and him took off in that direction. Bilbo and I looked at eachother for a second before I took off after them as well, Bilbo following shortly after with both stews now in hand.

Once we caught up to the two of them, they were both ducked down next to a tree. Then we noticed why when a huge troll came walking by with a pony tucked under each arm. Bilbo and I ducked behind the tree right next to Fili and Kili’s. “I hate it here” I muttered to myself, and you may be thinking that I’ve been bitching a lot lately but you would be too if you go dropped kicked into a dimension where shit like this happens.

“They’ve got Murtle and Minty!” Bilbo whisper shouted, “I think they’re about to eat then, we have got to do some thing!” That caught Fili and Kili’s attention. “Yes, you should!” Kili quietly exclaimed as he grabbed Bilbo’s shoulder and pushed him into Fili, trading spots with him and grabbing a bowl of stew from his hands in the process. “Mountain troll are slow and stupid, and you’re so small they’ll never see you! It’s perfectly safe we’ll be right behind you!” He explains.

“If you run into trouble hoot twice like a barn owl and once like a brown owl.” Fili said as he gave Bilbo a shove out of their hiding place, grabbing his bowl of stew also, and was about to run off again when I stood up and stated “I’m going with him.”

“What?”

“Absolutely not”

“That’s not a good idea”

They each obviously disagreed with that but I was determined. Why was I so determined to go face off some troll for some ponies? I have no idea probably because I didn’t want Bilbo to go by himself and I also wanted to prove to the company I wasn’t just a tag along they picked up but I could actually be resourceful.

“Come on, like you said mountain trolls are slow and stupid and we’re so small they won’t even notice us. We’ll just free the ponies and get back.” I try to persuade them and they all looked unsure, not being able to find a solid reason to say no. “Alright fine but just go in and get out.” Fili said and was clearly not okay with this idea. “Good luck” Kili added and Bilbo and I started toward the way the troll went.

Wow (y/n) this is a great idea. Walk straight toward certain dealth. Brilliant.

Thank goodness that Mister Baggin who also had no idea what he was doing followed close behind me.

When we reached the outskirts of the trolls camp we slowed and ducked down so they wouldn’t spot us. Bilbo was right next to me with his hand on my back and kept me close to him. Obviously he didn’t like that I tagged along and wished I stayed back with Fili and Kili where it was safer, then right under the noses of three monstrous trolls. Who were currently arguing with eachother over the fact they wish they had something other than horse to have for dinner tonight, little did they know that a perfectly good meal (aka us) had slipped right behind them. We slowly slipped over to the horses and tried to unknot the ropes that was currently keeping the horse in their fenced in prison. After trying for a while to get them undone Bilbo, tapped my shoulder and nodded his head over to the knife in the pocket of troll closest to us. He looked back to me and I shook my head and mouthed a desperate ‘no!’ but he crept over towards it anyways. I sighed and stayed right where I was still trying to loosen the ropes. I looked over to see Bilbo crawling right behind the troll when his hand accidentally grabbed onto a bone. He threw it a bit and wipe his hand on his coat and kept crawling.

Oh this is not going to end well. I have a look around to see if there was any other way to get the horses loose that didn’t involve stealing from a hungry troll, when I heard said troll let out a large yelp and I look over to see Bilbo laying in his hand with snot all over him. I had to hold back a gag at the sight. Poor Bilbo.

“ Ah Blimey! look what’s come out of my hooter!” The troll said. Wow Kili wasn’t wrong they were pretty stupid. “ it’s got arms and legs and everything” he continued. I quickly pulled out my trusty pair of dagger I had no idea how to use and crept over behind the three troll huddled together around Bilbo. “What is it?” Asked one of the other troll. “I don’t know. But I don’t like the way it wriggles around” said the first troll and threw Bilbo on the ground. “What are you then? An oversized squibble?” Questioned the second troll, holding up a knife to Bilbo. “I’m a burgl- uh hobbit” Bilbo spoke frantically. “A burglahobbit?” Asked the first troll, licking his lips, growing impatient. The other troll then asked “can we cook him?” As a sick smile grew on his face. “We can try” answered the first and as he lean down and reached toward Bilbo, I ran out of my hiding and ran in between him and the trolls. “Stay back! Don’t you come another step closer!” I shouted as I held my daggers out and proud, I though maybe if I look like I know what I’m doing and act unafraid I can buy us some time before Fili or Kili come, hopefully with the others as well. Bilbo put a hand on my shoulder from behind me and whispered “what are you doing?” I was about to answer when the third troll asked “Where did you come from?” And the three of them eyed Bilbo and I. “Nevermind that just grab them!” Shouted the first. Well that didn’t work.

Bilbo and I ran off to the right but the third troll blocked our path. “They both wouldn’t make no more than a mouthful. Not when skinned and boned.” He shouted and pushed us with his spoon and we both stumbled a bit backward. Turning around only to be met by the first troll and his knife pointing right at us. “Perhaps there’s more burglahobbits around these parts. Might be enough for a pie.” He said and pushed us is another direction. Bilbo and I holding on to eachother and picking eachother up before trying to run again. “Grab ‘em!” One of them shouted as we ran back and forth around camp dodging flying hands of the trolls. My heart racing and on the edge of completely freaking out. “They’re too quick” said another as we ran between its leg and almost made it to the woods before both our legs got grabbed by one of the trolls.

“Gotcha!” He exclaimed, holding one of us upside down in each of his hands. We were both panting and struggling in his grip. “Are there any more of you fellas hiding where you shouldn’t?” He questioned with the first one moving next to him picking up a knife and holding it against my back. It dug in deep and a small cry escaped me.

“No!” We both shout at the same time. “They’re lying!” A troll said and the one behind me pushed the knife into my back more and I let out a shout of pain. That definitely is gonna leave a mark. Bilbo looked over with a look of horror on his face. “No We’re not!” He shouted desperately, trying to get free. “Hold their toes over the fires! Make ‘em squeal” continued the troll. But just then Kili broke out from the tree line and sliced the troll in the back of his leg making it stumble back before Fili broke through as well and rammed his sword into his leg in the front causing it to completely fall over. “Drop them!” Kill yelled as he twirled his sword and Fili prowled around him looking the trolled dead in the eye before looking at me and Bilbo and I could see the worry in his eyes.

“You what?” Asked the troll holding Bilbo dumbly. Kili seethed and growled “I said drop them.” With that the trolls gave a look of disgust and threw Bilbo and I at them. Bilbo went hurtling at Fili and I at Kili, luckily they both caught us before we hit the ground. And just then the whole company of dwarves broke out of the trees swords a blazed and a battle cry ripping out of them.

“Are you okay?” Kili looked up from under me and I tried to sit up. “I’ll live” I said with a grunt following after as he tried to help me stand up. “You’re bleeding!” He said when I turned towards the others and he saw the blood from the trolls knife seeping through my shirt. “We have more pressing matters at the moment,” I said nodding toward the fight just next to us. Kili looked over at it and then back at me. He gave a scowl but nodded and pushed me behind his back.

Fili had helped Bilbo up and then ran towards the fight. As he ran by I said to Kili, “I’m gonna help Bilbo.” Who turned around and look at me worried but he knew he couldn’t just stand around and protect me. He sighed and reluctantly said “be careful” before turning to join the fight and I took off after Bilbo, who had found the knife he was trying to get earlier and was sawing at the rope on the horses fence. I struggled to stay up and awake though, the cuts across my back were deeper than I realized and I was loosing a bit of blood. Bilbo grabbed my shoulder and looked me in the eyes concerned, “hey you okay?” He asked, stopping his cutting for a second. I muttered a yes I’m fine and waved him off. He studied me for a sec but eventually turned back to cutting the rope. When the rope finally broke I helped him open the gate to let the horses out. Unfortunately the ruckus of that caused one of trolls to notice and he came charging at us. Right before he could grab Bilbo, I noticed and shouted, “Bilbo look out!” And using the remainder of my energy I pushed him out of the way and the troll grabbed me instead. Which I gotta admit wasn’t one of my best ideas. “No! (Y/n)!” Bilbo shouted from his place on the ground and the troll turn towards the others holding me in the air. “Let me go!” I shouted, trying to break free from its grasp. Man this was just not my day. The rest of the company heard my shouts and looked over to see me caught by the trolls…again. This time he and another troll was holding me by my arms, one in each of their hands, with my body dangling in the air and a knife to my throat by the one who grabbed me. “(Y/n)!” Kili shouted and made a run towards me but Thorin grabbed him and pulled him back shouting a no. “Put your arms down! Or we’ll slit her throat!” Demanded the troll holding the knife and pressed in closer to my throat causing it to bleed, as if confirming his claim. I let our a weak cry and slightly looked up to the sky, letting a few tears fall down my face because you know what I’m tired and in pain and most of all scared to death that I might die. The company looked between Thorin and me waiting for his orders. Thorin looked at my terrified face and the blood all over me and slowly and reluctantly stab his sword in the ground, and the rest of the company followed suit.

The troll smirked and dropped my body to the ground, “go get some sacks and rope, and while your at it bring more fire wood too.” One troll ordered then pointed to another troll, “And you collect their weapons.” and each troll did as told. Once they collected all the weapons they herded the dwarves and Bilbo to the center of the camp where I still laid. My body too weak to move at the moment. Kili slide across the ground and scooped my head into his lap. “Y/n? Y/n can you hear me?” He desperately spoke and lightly shook me. Fili kneeling next to me and trailing his hand along my neck next to the trolls cut which was right across it and bleeding quite a bit. Fili looked over and called Oin over, “Oin! Hurry before they tie us up, is there anything out can do with what you got on you?” Oin rushed over and looked me over “I’ll try” he spoke and got to work, tearing up some cloth he had on him and wrapping it around my cuts.

“I told you to be careful” Kili weakly scolded me and pushed a strand of hair out of my face. My eye lids slightly open and I let out a small “I’m sorry” before shutting them again and passing out.

To be continued…

So I tried to remember everyone who wanted to be tagged for this story but I might have forgotten some so if you want to be added to the tag list let me know! <3 also tagged some people who were interested in the story hope you don’t mind :)

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Imagine taking polaroids of the company throughout the quest

Okay it’s actually 1AM right now and I just shot up in bed and was like WHAT IF READER FELL INTO MIDDLE EARTH AND TOOK POLAROIDS OF THE COMPANY THROUGHOUT THE JOURNEY AKSJSK THAT’D BE SO CUTE so yeah here it is

  • So when you fell into middle earth you had on you your mini backpack thingy and inside it was your polaroid camera and like 5 other boxes of extra film
  • Anyways a while after you meet the company and join on the quest they ask what is in your bag
  • So you take out your camera and the company is the “....the fawk??”
  • You explain to them that it’s a camera and what it does
  • Of course they absolutely loose their shit because to them having their picture taken is an absolutely insane concept
  • So through out the quest you are always taking tons of pictures of different members of the company doing stupid or cute things
  • You don’t really mind taking all these pictures and actually you enjoy it
  • You’re lucky you had your camera with you when you got airdropped into middle earth
  • Some of the polaroids that you have of or with the company are:

- Fili and Kili hanging upside down on one of the stone trolls

- bofur leaning back in his chair laughing with a mug of ale in his hand (he fell right after that photo was taken)

- A picture of you and Bilbo, that Dori took, asleep by the fire. You both leaning on eachother with a blanket over you two

- Kili face first into a barrel

- Dwalin making a peace sign at the camera (you told him it was an honorable and respectful hand gesture from your world hehe)

-Ori, Fili, Kili, and you sneaking into the kitchen at 2 AM in erebor with shocked expressions (Thorin took this pic after he caught you all) (this is post BOFA and yes they all live)

- Oin stitching up kilis forehead and lecturing him after he did something stupid. What it was you can’t even remember

- You on Fili’s shoulders and Ori on Kili’s playing chicken fight in a river (Balin took this photo)

- Thorin with a flower crown you made for him on his head while he sharpens his axe

- food fight during Rivendell. It has different members of the company zooming in and out of it and food flying everywhere but it’s mainly focused on bombur still just trying to eat and enjoy his food

- bifur with a fish on his head in lake town

- Balin pinching the bridge of his nose because he is the definition of “too old for this shit”

- Ori drawing in his book

- Fili teaching you how to flip knifes in the air

- Gandalf smoking his pipe and a smoke butterfly flying in the air

- gloin, Nori, and bofur in a drink competition

- a selfie of you and Ori, and in the background Thorin stabbing a orc coming at you guys

- a group picture of the entire company and you guys are around beorn’s table eating breakfast (beorn took this one)

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kumqu4t

ok so out of the company who do we think are the morning people vs night people?

Morning people:

Thorin- only because he’s leader and has to be

Bilbo- my mans got to get up EARLY to get his first AND second breakfast in 😭🤚

Gandalf- He lives on the road he knows how to get up and at em

Gloin- he’s a dad he’s use to waking up at the crack of Dawn because of Gimli

Dori- (aka mother hen) has to wake up early and make sure his bros are awake as well and ready

Bombur- also dad. And he makes breakfast for the company and maybe sometimes second breakfast for Bilbo

Bofur- is the human definition of sunshine. Doesn’t matter when or where he wants to make sure everyone is happy

Dwalin- Wakes up as soon as he can. Idk why he just seems like a morning person. Probably to warm up for today’s fight

Night people:

Ori- poor bby hates waking up early and stays up late drawing or knitting🥺

Nori- would sleep till noon if he could

Fili and Kili- stays up all night talking, joking, setting up pranks, and stuff then complains all morning about being tired

Bifur- like to stay up and watch the stars and make wooden carvings <3

Balin- is grandpa. Stays up telling old dwarven stories to anyone who’ll listen

Oin- is also grandpa. Has to stay up and patch up anyone who was injured that day

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