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Your Friendly Neighborhood Hobbit

@justalittlehoneybee

(Trxblemaker)
Christian | She/Her | INFP | Hufflepuff
Just want happiness & adventure
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i love when i'm in the car at night and i look out the window and the moon is following me. it's so romantic. we've been doing this since i was a child

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Imagine. . .

You're falling asleep in Aziraphale's bookshop, feeling warm and safe and spread out over a sofa. There's rain gently tapping against the windows, and it's dark outside. The warm glow of the shop's lighting and the smell of old books surround you as you doze off. Aziraphale has a record softly playing in the background as he's lightly stirring his cup of tea while humming to himself. You know he's sitting at his desk even with your eyes closed because you have the layout of the shop already mapped out in your head. You're nearly in dreamland when you feel a blanket being placed gingerly over you, up to your chin, a slender finger accidentally brushes your cheek while tucking you in. Definitely Crowley.

"Have a dream," he mumbles, mostly to himself, because he can't afford to say 'nice' or 'pleasant'.

You're not sure if you imagine it, but you could've sworn you felt a hand gently brushing a hair out of your face before you completely fall asleep, Aziraphale's humming one of the last things you remember before your consciousness slips.

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butthead7

imagine it's snowing outside, and your waiting for Sam to get home from hanging out at Frodos, and Sam enters the house, and puts his cold finger on the back of your neck to tease you, and you squeal, and while he laughs you hand him the cup of tea you prepared for himand when he's finished he yawns, and picks you up bridal style and carries you to bed and you just lay there under the covers, curled up almost impossiblally close, and he's so warm against the cold air, and the rythym of his breathing is so tranquil, and his arms around you are safety itself, and you wonder about the terrors this wonderful, sweet, kind, and and loving soul had to face on the way to Mordor.

If y'all want an actual Sam x reader, y'all can tell me, I can't promise anything, but there are not enough of my guy Sam

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Aziraphale: I do hope you have an explanation for this, Crowley

Crowley: *covered in blood while holding a sleeping Y/N* I actually have three, angel. Pick your favorite

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Some random guy: I’m asking for permission to take out your daughter

Crowley: What is this, the dark ages?

Crowley: You know what, since you asked, no, you may not. Beat me in a duel first

Y/N: *facepalms*

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A Fair Few Questions

Aziraphale x Crowley x GN!Reader

In which the Reader finds out Aziraphale and Crowley are Supernatural entities and has a fair few questions for them.

Requests are: OPEN

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theseawakes

I really liked your teen reader moon knight story! I wanted to ask what you think the type of relationship the teen reader would hav Ewing Steven and Jake.

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Thank you!!! Here's how imagine they would be

Jake:

  • We know Jake has the protector role so he would definitely be protective over teen!r, sometimes even much more than Marc and Steven.
  • He care for you despite how many times he intimidated you. He doesn't want you to be (((emotionally))) close to him seeing he is a dangerous man.
  • Jake was really scary at first, you first met him after he went ape shit and kill people in a mission so you had your first impressions, but as you get closer to him you realized that he isn't such a violent man he is on the outside.
  • He gives in to you rather more quickly than the other alters.
"Jake, can you give me a piggyback ride?"
"Aren't you a little bit too old for that?"
"But can I?"
"Sure, hop on."
  • Definitely sets the "no dating until you're 30" rule, but he would give you dating advices whenever he can.
"Now, Y/N, you should never date someone like that."
"Knowing you, I probably won't be able to date anyone, ever."
  • You asked him to teach you Spanish and he gladly accepted as his alters don't speak Spanish, which leads to you two having tons of inside jokes because neither Marc nor Steven knows what you were talking about.
  • He knows the best ice cream in town and would always take you there after a mission or simply a tiring day. He knows your favorite flavor and would bought you it if you weren't able to go there with him.
  • No one, and I mean, no one could hurt you under his watch.

Steven:

  • As of Steven, he would show his affection for you whenever he has the chance. He's comfortable being around you and so are you.
  • He would hold your hand when walking across the street, he would spend his free time with you doing whatever, he would comfort you with comforting words when you seemed down at the slightest. He's just the best.
  • ☆☆☆ late night stargazing ☆☆☆
  • He has trouble sleeping and you can't sleep before it's late so you two would stay up until one of you fell asleep.
  • Sometimes you'd discuss a book, a movie, or poetry, anything to stay up.
  • You'd randomly popped up at the museum and silently judged Steven's co-workers for being rude to him, he tried to tell you that it's okay, but you never really stopped bcs Steven is too precious hashtag Steven Grant protection squad
  • He would buy you chips!! And chocolates!! And sandwiches!!
  • You once slept with your head on his lap and he's afraid to move without waking you up.
*Whispering* "Uh... Marc? What should I do?"
"Just get up."
"I can't, I'll wake them up."
*Marc sighed* "Put the pillow under their head as you do so."
"That's a good idea."
  • One day you almost gave Steven a heart attack when he came back to his flat and found Gus missing. A few moments later you came in with Gus inside a blender in your hand saying, "I took Gus for a walk! :D"
  • He'd trust you so much with Gus, you and Gus are basically siblings to him, his children that he needs to love and p r o t e c c.

Marc (bonus):

  • I'm gonna add Marc as a bonus because why not? (plus i think i kinda made him ooc on my last mk fic so let's count this as my attempt in characters study)
  • He's a jerk to everyone but you (and Layla (and Steven)).
  • There are times where you wanted to punch him but not even ten minutes later you two would be on good terms again.
*arguing* "I just helped you!"
"Who said I needed any help?!"
"You selfish– I hate you!"
"I hate me too, get in line."
"..."
"..."
"... are you okay?"
"No, are you?"
"Not really, can we order pizzas tonight?"
"Of course."
  • Marc used to be so against of having other people helping him in his business so sometimes he'd still be grumpy about you helping him, but deep down he's actually happy to have someone to count on aside from himself.
  • Surprisingly good at taking care of you somehow??? Like he shielded you away from his enemies well though it ended when they found out about you but still.
  • He's a tough guy but you have your ways to get what you want from him.
"Boo! Marc is no fun! Steven > Marc."
"Hey, take that back!"
"Nope unless you agreed to play in the arcade with me."
"... Fine, but only this one time."
  • He doesn't wanna look like he has a soft spot for you but he does and you teased him relentlessly for that
"Hurry up, Y/N, or I'll leave you!"
"You won't ;)"
"You're right, I won't but just be quick!"
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