where's the mitski quote. where's the goddamn mitski quote.

@justaboymadeofhoneyandglass

me and u LMAO

LMAO YES usss

Begging on my hands and knees for ambulatory wheelchair users to change the narrative from "not all wheelchair users are paralyzed" to "disability is a spectrum and not everyone uses a wheelchair for the same reasons"

I got a mental health wellness app and decided my first entry was going to be about a videogame I played that day

No no no we can't make this a holiday I beg you

ROXIE.

Did u get my vibes man?

Have they transvestigated Master Chief yet?

the "woman = curves, man = angles" people are so far gone they think u cant be a man if ur polygon count is too high

me, looking back on it all:

go white boy goooo

no white boy not like that

white boy i've never seen anyone fuck it up like that

that onion headline that's like "whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other's lap" is their realest one yet

it was clickhole my bad

sam winchester arriving at stanford thinking he’s freed himself from his controlling older brother’s influnce only to realize that the all the powerful authority figures in university are called deans

barty is the type of guy to start a youtube channel at 14 only to make one video that's just him getting wasted with a rushed remix of a song in russian hardbass style playing in the background and title it "communist gets drunk full mv" then disappear off the face of the earth and resurface 20 years later to find it at 2 billion views and be like "lol i don't remember that."

little man you are straight up going nowhere

I was expecting Billie Jean, but this song works too

[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia

it's so crazy like u wake up and u think "today I will make the world a better place" and then someone goes out of their way to treat you like an asshole for no discernable reason