Danny and vlad have a fight. Out of amity. As danny fenton and vlad masters. With a bit of ghostly strength. In metropolis. In broad daylight

Ok look they didn't mean for it to happen they were both stressed neither expected to see them out of amity and they were just bantering but then vlad brought up Danny's mom and well things got a bit out of hand some punches were thrown someone was bitten some things were thrown... some metal things were thrown hard

And look its not their fault honest they were so engrossed in their argument (that was an argument someone off to the side whispers) that they didn't notice him approaching them

And he couldn't exactly stop the punch when vlad dodged out of the way, and he really didn't know the guy in blue with a cape was behind him

And danny swears he didn't mean to punch the guy through that wall or that other wall

I love this in the frenemies context:

"Danny, did you just punch Superman?" Vlad said through clenched teeth. "This is what I'm talking about when I say you need to work on control."

Vlad whirled around at the sound of falling rubble announced the man of steel standing up.

"I am so sorry, Sir!" Vlad said. "That was wholly out of line by both of us. We should not have let that discussion get so heated. I will pay for any and all damages. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

Clark stood shocked for a moment.

"You hit me," Clark said to the kid. "And it hurt?"

"I am so sorry about my Godson, Mr. Superman," said Vlad. "You know how teens are they don't know their own strength. I hear you have a couple children of your own so I bet you know the feeling."

"Are you?" Clark asked. "Are both of you Kryptonian?"

"I'm afraid not!" said Vlad. "Though I think the little badger knows a little. He's always picking up dead languages. Not that Kryptonian is dead! Because you are clearly here!

"You speak Kryptonian?" Asked Clark in the selfsame language.

"A little," responded Danny.

"Your friend here sure likes to talk," said Clark.

"Yes, He is a Fruit Loop," said Danny switching back to English for the untranslatable name. "He is very rich though so he can pay. I am sorry for hitting you. He is right we should not have let it come to blows among innocents."

"You speak well for someone who does not claim fluency," said Superman.

"So do you though I am having trouble with your accent," admitted Danny.

"Not the first time I've heard that," smiled Superman. "I don't suppose I'm going to get more out of you about what you are?"

"It is not safe," said Danny. "I have put so many in danger with this small fight."

"I wish..." Started Superman.

"No wish!" Yelled Danny interrupting. "Sorry bad luck."

"I... would like to make you believe I can help but I know it can be hard to trust," said Superman a bit confused but complient.

"Very well," said Superman switching back to English. "I'll let you go for now but I can't promise Batman will stay off your backs for long. Here is my direct contact young man."

Superman handed Danny a card.

"Call if you change your mind," he said and turned to Vlad. "Do you have contact information I can give to the police for damages?"

Vlad handed over his card.

"Mr. Masters," said Superman nodding to the man. "Mr... Badger."

"May Rao light your way," said Superman.

"And may the Ancients bless yours," said Danny.

As Superman flew away he debated. Maybe he could nudge Bruce in this direction. He hadn't really promised not to after all. He wanted the kid to be safe. There were so few conversation partners to practice with and he wouldn't let Kryptonian die.

i imagine kryptonian is a whistle and clicking like language somewhat similar to bugs and birds

Vlad has a very passing understanding of what is being said, just from being dead, but doesn’t know know. He’s not wholly amused and is questioning his life choices but here we are.

They sound like space dolphins, except for when Danny says “Frootloop”

#/%+*@trill€ :#&#¥ Fruit loop ^@€#%t weet&#£@

have you ever read a fanfic so good that you wanted to write a fanfic about that fanfic, but was too shy / too intimidated to ask for the author’s permission and too afraid that your writing wouldn’t be half as good as theirs and that it would be an insult to their work that was basically a literal masterpiece, so you just sat there fantasizing about their work and how beautiful it was and how you wished you could just eat it and how you wished canon could write your blorbos half as good as this writer did and how you just wanted to cry because you just loved that fic so much????

reblog if you are always ok with someone writing fanfic of your fanfic

Tim Drake hc:

After rescuing Bruce from the timestream, the other Bats eventually notice that Tim is 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 without at least one weapon on him at all times. He usually has three (the small knife he built hideaway spots in all his shoes for, the larger knife either on his hip or shelved on his back, and a nonlethal option such as a taser), but he doesn't even sleep without them within reach.

The shoe knife was introduced to his outfits after the Titan Tower Attack. He wanted a hidden way to never be caught off guard again (he wasn't sure his precautions would be well-received by the Bats). The larger knife was added after the desert (Tim's not sure he'd resort to using it, but he lost two friends during a time he had only himself and them to rely on). The nonlethal one was added after Damian cut his line.

He does end up forgiving all the Bats for their transgressions and seeking forgiveness for his faults, but he's never without a weapon. He's learned that even "safe" spaces can suddenly become unsafe. He learned that, when it came down to it, he has only himself to constantly rely on.

And of course the only way this gets found out by the bats is when everyone is gathered in a safe place together, weaponless, and they’re suddenly attacked. Low and behold, guess who has enough weapons to go around? Tim fucking Drake.

Just thinking about the Wayne’s going to have a family dinner at a nice restaurant to give Alfred a break for a change then they all get kidnapped.

They’re kidnapped as civilians so they go along with it, but by the time they realize they’ve been put into a soundproof room with no way to call for backup it’s too late. It gets even worse when the bats learn that they’re not being held hostage, rather this is a hit order.

At this point, they’re obviously going to fight back but they’ve got guns and distance while the bats are stuck with just their fists.

Except for Tim, who throws a knife out of his shoe at a man about to shoot Dick. While grateful, Dick wishes that Tim hadn’t just thrown away his only weapon.

A knife comes out of his other shoe to land in the next man’s hand, who dared to point a gun at Bruce.

Down the line it continues. Knives of all sizes come out from various places to take everyone down. A large knife from his belt gets pressed to the leader’s throat with a threat to let the Wayne’s walk away free.

A mention to the press regarding Tim having taken a knife or axe throwing lesson as a kid will quiet any rumors that may occur.

The Wayne’s leave freely but they do wonder why Tim was so heavily armed for what was supposed to be a family dinner.

'Well this was going to be an awkward conversation', Tim thought as he trudged down the stairs slowly lowering himself into the batcave for a debriefing. His mind already thinking up excuses.

Everyone who was kidnapped was there, so Dick, damian and bruce. The rest of the family were also there, probably worried and wanting answers.

Damian and Dick were standing near the batcomputer quietly conversing with each other. Steph, Barbra and Jason were all huddled up in a semi-circle probably being brought up to date with what happened. Cass however looked unbothered to the untrained eye as sat on jasons shoulder (a habit she picked up a while ago) ,he could see how tense she was. While Bruce being Bruce, loomed ominously in the background, dramatic much?

As tim made himself known as he stepped down from the last step with a small thump all heads in the the room turned in his direction. Tim mentally sighed and seemingly dragged his feet to the nearest wall to lean against as the rest of the family started gathering in the middle.

AITA For Misgendering My God-Son?

I (M 42) have been in love with someone who I’ll call Laddie (F 41) for this post since we were in college together. Clearly, she loves me too, but was bewitched by the big, strong, oaf of a man that is now her husband. A man who, might I add, KILLED ME. I got better and now have a, let’s say, more spiritual way of life.

Anyways, since we were all childhood friends, once the couple (I’m gagging while typing that) had children I immediately became their god-parent. As of late I have been spending more time with their youngest (M 14) as we both follow the same way of ‘life’. There was rub at first, but I have become quite fond of the little punk. Unfortunately the same cannot be said for him, as he has come to loathe my very existence. Undeterred, I figured I could just use my outstanding intellect to clone him and make him my REAL son who is obedient and loves me!

Simple right? Well, not exactly.

Thanks to our spirituality, it created some pretty troubling difficulties that caused the first few batches of him to die horrifically. That one was my bad, but it’s just a part of science. Finally, I created a clone that didn’t destabilize and it was a fairly close copy! Downside? It was the wrong gender, as well as being a little over half his age physically. I had no clue how I had created such a blunder, but guessed I just didn’t have enough of his DNA. So, naturally I tricked the girl into believing that I loved her and would adopt her if she could capture the boy! (Of course, intending to dispose of her later) She did as asked, and I ended up having to torture the boy to receive the missing ingredient. This all came to a halt when the clone from before turned on me and help my god-son destroy all my research. All of the other remaining clones that I was working on ended up dying horrifically (part two) this time in front of my god-son and his (self proclaimed) clone of a sister.

It was after this, that he revealed me that the reason why the clone was a female was because he was AFAB, and I unthinkingly responded that ‘I didn’t know he was a girl.’ Of course he stormed off right after that before I could realize how bad my wording had been. Truly, I didn’t mean it in a transphobic way, I kissed a man in college and definitely don’t think about it every night! I have always been a trans ally! But he has been avoiding me ever since, most likely due to my comment as I can’t think of anything else that would illicit this behavior.

So, Am I The Asshole?

Yta, ignoring the obviously concerning behavior of trying to marry a married woman and all that. It's clear that you have offended this young man more times in the past whether it be unknowingly or not, as referring to him as 'little punk' it also seems like you were forcing your beliefs onto him and that this last act was the breaking point for him. May I suggest actually trying to understand his perspective and see life through his eyes, because I can see that he obviously feels threatened by another man trying to take the place of his father.

do you think Vlad reads Packers fanfic is he in the sports rpf ao3 community

...Does he write it?

another great question to ponder upon

Vlad's fics could probably fit the "crack treated seriously" tag but Vlad won't tag it like that because it's 100% serious to him.

He definitely writes self insert fics where he gets to buy the Packers

Like in the style of old "my mom sold me to one direction" fics but with a whole football team as the girl

obsessed with the directions this post has taken

Also he’s canonically a billionaire. So If he uses a penname it would basically be reading about a whole football team being adopted by Jeff Bezos.

Not that anyone would belive him if he mentioned actually Being one of the richest people in the world in his fic notes

I AM IN TEARS OVER HERE

Okay but? HOW indepth is the wedding chapter(s)? This haunts me. Does he focus on how Maddie is just? So overjoyed to marry him? Or does he have venues and dishes and a SPEECH...

Maddie tearfully reflecting she should have picked HIM all those years ago. Danny asking him to call him Dad.

The Dress. In DETAIL.

Are readers like?? "We are DEFINITELY reading somebody's fucked up therapy writings exercise" but also ENTRACED because this dude, who has GOT to either be Master's or an EXTRA layer of "needs immediate psychiatric evaluation", is just???

There's a LOT going on here.

Im just imagining that the wedding is like, 20 chapters long and like 500k words and I'm currently dying on the sofa

Danny: How is there over 500k words and three separate stories on this? How obsessed is he?? Danny in the comments: Publish this you coward (so I can get a restraining order)

Danny after reading it: Honestly? I'm starting to ship it. Curse the crackship curse!

Is- is this about Danny phantom thing???? Wtf????

Snippet of A sale of a life time by ParkzKing

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The sun was rising over the hills and began shining almost as brightly as Maddies smile, there was no wind as he (vlad) stood on his balcony and looked over the garden infront of him.

It was perfect the lawn was being cleaned of the last of the dirt from the bachelor's party from last night and soon they would set up for the big day. He breathed in the crisp morning air and sighed, today was going to be perfect.

He had all he could dream of, his life long dream of owing the packers, jack was gone, the love of his life beautiful maddie whom he was going to marry in just a few hours and he and danny were much closer than they were 8 months ago. Huh, 8 months ago... he would have only dreamed something like this would happen and now look at him.

The day dragged on by as they set up the venue, and he waited anxiously for the time of the wedding to arrive. He wasn't scared of getting married oh no, he was worried about Maddie, he hadn't been able to see her since yesterday afternoon as it was bad luck to see the bride before the wedding. His head was swarming with thoughts of what had happened with her and if she was okay.

Suddenly he was brought out of his thoughts by a knock on the door. He was confused maddie had perfected the wedding list leaving no detail out, so who could possibly be need him now? He strode to the door in long calculated steps and opened the door slowly. He looked down as he was a tall man and many people were shorter than him, and instead of seeing a measly worker he saw, "Danny! What a surprise, i thought you were going to stay with your mother today?" He opened the door wider as to allow danny inside.

"Oh, uhm yes i was" Danny stumbled over himself as he walked in the room, "its just....my uh, Jack never...." Danny trailed off and he was fighting with something in his hands. Vlad looked down and immediately understood.

'Of course that lumbering oaf never taught him.' Vlad thought. He kneeled down and took Danny's hand and unfurled them gently to reveal a slightly rumpled tie.

Danny was shook, 'Vlad doesn't kneel for anyone' "Here let me help you" vlad mumbled and put the tie around Danny's neck and weaved his hands gently. " Thank you," Danny said abruptly, " You make my mom really happy, she was so excited this morning" Danny smiled softly" she looked stunning, in her dress y'know, I don't remember seeing her much before you came" Danny looked in vlads eyes " I hope you keep her smiling like that for a real long time, for your sake and mine."

Vlad ducked his head and laughed as the thought ' he's giving me a shovel talk again.' He looked up at Danny " Don't worry, son I'll die before I make her cry"

Danny smiled as he got up and headed towards the door, pausing just before he left. He turned his head looked at vlad and said " thanks for everything dad" and then left.

Now with that, a huge smile rose onto vlads face and he knew today was going to be perfect.

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Usally I'd leave this in the tags but I hope you enjoyed, I decided on a birthday special today

Did Danny initially want to go to another of Vlad's galas and interact with people?

No, not really.

But he did after hearing that there's a good chance the Wayne's would be making an appearance, and with the Wayne's would undeniably come one Timothy Drake-Wayne.

In other words, his enemy number 1.

So, he finally steps out of Vlad's manor for once to tag along and meet Timothy.

When he got there, he had some regrets, mostly because Timothy wasn't there, and also because socialization is just, not for him. It involves a lot of smiling, taking to people, handshakes, did he mention talking to people?

So, safe to say he stays close to Vlad so that he can be his meat shield and talk to people in his stead.

A while later, while he was regretting ever agreeing to this since the one condition he was promised wasn't fulfilled, the Wayne's pop up.

Needless to say, Danny vanished from Vlad's side and appeared by Tim's quite quickly while Vlad was talking with Bruce.

Tim who just wanted a cup of coffe: hi?

Danny : I see through your plan arch nemesis I see

Tim: I'm sorry what

Danny: oh yeah act like you don't know me or what I'm talking about

Tim: ....?

Danny: don't worry about it at all just go and enjoy your coffee

He's hiding, the half collapsed pillar in an abandoned office building, halfway ruined and completely left to collapse in metropolis.

His core is pulsing, air freezing and eyes not focused.

Metropolis is big and bright.

There is no way they could get him here, not with kryptonian heroes at its beck and call. Danny saw Supergirl save the day, the big blue at her tail, saving civilians.

Danny followed the official daily planet channel and reads along every line Lois Lane and her husband, Clark Kent, write each time, making people aware of problems, and most importantly exposing people.

The rich and corrupted.

So yes, is it frightening? Anxiety filling? Putting trust into complete strangers in hopes they'd uncover the Guys in White if they appear in the city?

Yes, yes it is.

He hopes Jon, the boy he has been helping with homework in a cafe, won't miss him too much in case it does happen.

The idea that the Kents can hear Danny’s core is marvelous!

Jon: what’s a heart attack supposed to sound like?

*Clark dropping his toast, everyone at the table looks at Jon*

Clark: uhh why do you ask that buddy?

Jon: my tutor’s heart is weird. I don’t want him to have a heart attack :(

*Kon slams hand on the Dinner table, Ma Kent gives him a look*

Kon: IS HIS NAME DANNY?

Jon: Yes!!!!

Kon: he’s totally an alien right??????

Jon: ohh!!! That makes sense!

Clark: h w h a t

Jon and Kon: *spiraling in conspiracies, eventually going to Martian manhunter to ask about aliens even though they are aliens themselves*

Clark and Louis: *proud their children are following in their footsteps*

Danny who's just trying to hide from the GIW: ....

Tim had gotten hit by cuddle pollen that had been mixed with some sort of narcotic. The combination made him dizzy and cold and his brain fuzzy. Luckily, he'd stumbled upon his new brother - Danny - and immediately had a cuddle buddy.

A bit later, Batman found them. Like a good Robin and brother, Tim threw Danny under the bus, "Danny snuck out of the house."

got the idea from this quote: " "Hood was hit with pollen," Tim reported, like a good little Robin.  Always better to throw your fellow vigilantes under the bus when it came to Batman’s disapproving stare, and nothing caught his attention like a potential injury. " - drain by envysparkler

Danny: No i didnt! I dont even know you!

Tim had decided that Danny was his new brother right before cuddle attacking him, and Danny is so confused

#the indignant confusion danny must be feeling#tim probably has a concussion to have just dubbed his cuddle buddy his new brother

Danny: Mr Batman. Can you please get your son to let me go? He's been clinging like a koala for hours. And he's not heavy or anything. But he keeps telling me things in pretty sure I'm NOT MEANT TO KNOW!

Batman: ... Both of you in the batmobile. Now.

Danny: What! Why me too! I'm a victim here!

Tim: New brother is nice! He hasn't tried to kill me even once!

Danny:... I'm no longer sure I want to let him go home....

Batman:... In the car! We can discuss this later.

Danny a few hours later somewhere in a corner after managing to escape tim for 2 minutes: jazz, please come get me. Please jazz I think I was kidnapped by batman....don't laugh I need help....JA-Zz

They really should have thought better before letting Damian take the reigns.

Alas, the giant green dog had already destroyed 2 buildings and caused unimaginable chaos. Fortunately, there are no deaths.

Upon hearing the news of said giant green dog causing mayham, Damian had been the first to arrive at the scene and successfully... tamed it.

It seemed docile enough.

Batman isn't trusting it for one second.

All hell breaks out when the goddamn dog gets damian by the cape, opens an interdimensional portal, and leaves.

Damian was quite pleased with himself. Not only had he gotten himself a new furry companion, but he had done something even his father, THE BATMAN wasn't able to do.

(The entire justice league were bafoons, trying to stop the poor frightened animal by attacking him. And Damian being the professional he is simply approached the animal slowly and carefully.)

But what, foolishly what damian hadn't accounted for was that the dog could make portals. So it was a surprise as he was simply petting the animal it had snag his coat and pulled him back! The last thing him seeing was the surprised looks of the justice league before disappearing into a long gree tunnel.

Danny has a knife that if u slash the air it opens a portal to the ghost zone.

But in his exhausted state, he slashes the knife in the air while babbling on about how he wishes there were easier ways to deal with his rouges. Accidentally causing his magical knife to slashes open a portal to a different dimension.

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The justice league were at a loss... there was a small floating kid who fell through a portal on their main table, who was currently screaming something about furries?

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Danny: .....

JL: .......

Danny: is that....a furrie?

JL: .....

Danny: ....Sam was right

Robins all sleep very light, it's just part of the job that they need to wake up at any mild sound, so it's extra special for Jason when Tim sleeps through Anything bc it means Tim trusts him enough to properly sleep

Or Tim is just Obscenely Exhausted

Jason holding Tim and then there's some noise of some sort that isn't actually a cause for alarm, but Jason's like "Shit Tim's gonna be woken up and I tried so hard to convince him to get some sleep" but Tim just stays asleep and Jason's like "🥺"

Tim was tired. He went to bed at 11pm only to wake up an hour later because his phone went off and he realized that he still had a presentation for the next day and he was barely half way through. When he finally got some shut eye 4 hours later for what felt like 2 minutes, he realized he had to be into work early to deal with the board. He had also been in such a rush he had to deal with the shit coffee of the lower floors of WE, which he had said he was going to deal with. And after a long day of putting up with rich assholes and such bad coffe he decidedhed go without it,which in it self is saying something, he came home to a messy apartment. With only enough coffee for 1 cup. And to top it all off he was called into the cave so Batman could berate him on his sloppy work the night before.

So yes you could say Tim was tired and if Tim had unwillingly decided to take a nap on the table that was no ones business but his. ...and Jason's

But to be fair in Tim's state of semi-consciousness he hadn't even noticed jason

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So when he woke up with Jason acting like a mix between an excited puppy and a guard dog you could say he was a bit confused