okay 💗 yay 💗

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

trying to meet my buddy at the park but i couldnt find him so i wandered aroond a bit and finally aaw him fully encased in amber on a tree

I went undercover as a cornflake at Kelloggs for seven years

my wire mother taught me so much. like which metal is the best heat conductor. and the imagination needed to feel warmth

(smirking while handing you a hard shell crab) have a big bite dude. of course it's a soft shell crab

[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here

scoffs indignantly & throws my bong water in your face at a party 

Back yard is like fortnite for ants

Fish from World of Warcraft

hm i eating it

Hi guys