“Just a moment” is 90 seconds but a “Moment of Silence” is only a minute. We all know silence is golden, therefore a “Moment of Silence” is a “Golden Moment” but it’s still less than “Just a moment” so something that is “Just” is worth more than gold.
jesse what the fuck are you talking about
I’m all here for a golden moment
I do think scout is the most objectively normal merc, and i think that it makes his dynamic with every other character immediately funnier
in comparison to the rest of the team he reacts to things like a coward, which is funny and i do think hes lame. But also like. Idk. If i showed up to work and guys were getting pigeons stuck in my ribcage or accidentally creating bread with tumors in them i would also be a little afraid!
the mental image of this guy showing up to his first day at work going “oh hell yea i cant wait to beat the shit out of some guys wit my baseball bat lets fucking go” and then slowly getting acclimated with each teammate and realizing theyre all fucking off the walls. This guy pinned him down and shaved his hair because he said he looked like a hippie. This guy’s asking how attached he is to the muscles in his legs and if he’d be willing to replace them for fun science. This guy is almost 7 ft tall and talks to his guns like women. Is this guy normal? He looks normal. No. wrong. he has a robot hand and will not fucking elaborate on how the hell he gave himself a robot hand. This ones french. Where is he. What’s going on.
You don’t get to ignore the piss thing. That would be like asking if you could ignore the sniping thing. You don’t get to ignore the piss thing.
Call my dick The Laser Pointer the way I get so much pussy hopping on it, and because I pee so hard I can cut through plywood
The urinal is cool and all but wtf is up with the mirrors, are they there so you can see you dark gothic piss in different angles??
Can one not marvel thy member? It is only customary in Gothic culture
REAL jorkin' experts suggest jorkin AND peeing
okay you see everytime we joke on here i have to legally cut off the conversation when it gets into piss kink territory because then theres no coming back from there
this jacket is awesome
People with Urine fetish can detect diabetes prematurely.
…..what??? No?
ACTUALLY AS SOMEONE WITH A PISS FETISH AND DIABETES THIS IS TRUE
I can explain! When you have high sugars as a diabetic, your body will try to remove it any way possible, mostly through Urine. This makes the urine taste sweet and sugary, unlike what it normally tastes like (very bitter). I was wondering why my urine started tasting all sugary, and a couple days later I got diagnosed with Diabetes because I had a sugar level of 29.3
"I said piss sweat" from better dub saul
BTDubs | "Better Dub Saul - Chicanery" (2020) [synced cut here]
new pee idea
Scott Pilgrim VS The World: I gotta pee on her
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
all hail the 1 million note Piss Post
where the hell did you find that 2018 post
When I Queue posts for this blog, I tend to scroll very far :^]
It’s 2018 and you guys are too late on the whole dudes not washing their hands thing, like I get a Johnny piss moaner walking in to ring out his trouser snake and high tail it out of there without washing away his ball sweat and urine soaked digits on the daily
