This would do numbers on tumblr.

And the number is 30.

The number is currently 97

Oh boy little green frog this really did do numbers didn't it. We're really in it now little green frog.

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

The finger blocks it

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.

No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.

Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.

No the finger would stop it

I’m loving the idiocy of this post.

Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…

Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V

no the finger would stop it

You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses

the finger would stop it

date of origin: 28th of december, 2015.

These fuckwits are back again? How’s it going, Nine Finger Nasty? About to turn into an Eight Finger Egghead?

@meatswitch @raptorific this is a US based site. US Americans are known for two things- obsession with guns and incredible stupidity. Had this been anyone else, I’d say they’re trying to fuck with us. But with US Americans, about 70% of them are dead serious about mangling their hands trying to stop a bullet.

I’ve had four years to think about it and now I think the finger would stop it

I just tested it with my buddy. It stops the bullet

….Mythbusters WELDED A METAL SPIKE into the barrel of a gun to obstruct it, something heaps stronger than a human finger (and sealed the barrel better with the filler metal used to fuse the metal spike into place and prevent the explosive gases from escaping) but even that didn’t stop the bullet from doing damage.

It’s because they didn’t use a finger like I did

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The fuck’s going on here? You’d rip your hand apart you fucks

no the finger would stop it

Even if you don’t know physics just look at history, the war of 1812 ended this way because the fingers stopped the bullets

dipper pines mentioned in prev tags and i have to say on blog that i think he is an especially funny example because it requires either

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Dinosaur Cosmics

The Future of Orion [Explained]

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HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome

i am picturing it

Hobbes and Tigger would find some aspect of tigerhood to bond over, but Calvin would put Christopher Robin in the ground.

The discourse on "we should be kind to men" really reveals a lot of the vitriol you can find in the left.

"Well you can't expect us to give in to what incels want!"

"I don't owe kindness to alt right men"

And like... First of all that's not the point. Second of all, if you hear "be kinder to men [to prevent them from finding validation elsewhere]" and your first reaction is to loudly say No for reasons that aren't even relevant, then maybe reassess your view on men.

I thought we hated TERF rhethoric but here we are

it’s so funny to see a star trek character go through absolutely mortal peril and then lay down on a practically a slab made of the most scratchy hotel chair material at the end of the day

babe are you okay 🥺? you haven’t been sleeping well on the weirdly tough geometric patterned bed with your iridescent blanket or our wedge shaped pillows lately

on their clit like morse code

"S.O.S. we're going down"

fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post

No stop that

... - . -. -.. . -.-.

uhh?

In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as "ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC". That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.

They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.

And no one knows what the fuck "STENDEC" means.

She STEN on my DEC until I'm never heard from again.

does it still count as qwerty if you change how many letters are in each row 🤔

To be fair, that top row sure does say qwerty. Can't argue with that.

the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade

like you gotta include eris because its quite literally more massive than pluto, and i could keep listing bad bitches like haumea and quaoar but the important part is that many of these are extremely far away, and thus aren't actually verified to be round and are only potential dwarf planets, many don't even have names and since we were so lucky to catch Sedna on its most recent flyby there is no upper bound to how many there could be.

and ceres of course, can't forget ceres, and also pallas and hygiea if we're being honest with ourselves.

Young Earth Creationism isn't just bad science, it's bad literary analysis.

Hey now hey now hey now. Where in the rule book does it say that dog treats can't be the Eucharist?

IN THE CODE OF CANON LAW 1983?!?!?!

This is so incorrect I dunno where to start other than "You very much have to do a lot more than be baptized to be considered a Roman Catholic priest"

So they can baptise their dog if it's sick and also for some reason has a human soul, but can't give it the body of Christ in the form of dental treats

@heresylog

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