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Going to Walmart when the nearly real people are out is amazing. Here are things I heard.
MOM: ALEX! If you run off again I'm gonna chew your head off!
WISE SMALL CHILD: You can't eat what you were.
DAD: I already said we're not getting that! Why are you still holding it?
ANOTHER WISE CHILD: Because you CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY LOVE!
MAN: Babe, we are just barely under budget! We did good!
WOMAN: We did really good!
MAN: Ooh look! They got those Japanese sodas!
WOMAN: Dude, no!
WOMAN TO HERSELF: My phone is ringing and where is it? Probably at the bottom of the fucking cart. Probably having a great time with the chicken. Dammit, Betty.
Every time I have to take an official photo for something like an ID card, it always turns out like those mug shots where the criminal looks really cocky about being arrested.
So Chinese hackers have broken into the global telecommunications networks.
Don't panic.
Tumblr, we have trained for this.
Now is the time to post, text, call, and download the weirdest shit you find.
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happy daylight savings to those who observe
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Literal definition of spyware:
Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡
KillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKillKill
There's a way to remove it~
Go into the power shell
then paste in:
reg add HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\WindowsCopilot /v "TurnOffWindowsCopilot" /t REG_DWORD /f /d 1
like this
Then restart. Also here is how to turn off the awful search suggestions:
incase anyone didnt know there's some great free software to handle disabling windows bloatware without needing to mess with the command line
these are a mandatory part of every windows install for me. been using them for years and it's such a lifesaver
By far the best thing I've heard in my new town as of yet.
"Why you acting like you're better than everyone else? Your broke ass here shopping at Walmart just like everyone else."
Anonymous asked:
Ur my new hero have a great rest of the year 💜💚
I shall with compliments like this! I appreciate you greatly, anon!
I think my cats are depressed that no bugs have gotten into my new apartment yet. I tried to explain the trees are further away from the buildings because this is the low country and trees like to fall during storms and hurricanes, but they don't care and now they're banging the cabinet doors constantly to find things.
Today is the day! It's October 1, 2024. Happy Halloween Month! And it's also Get the Hell Out of This Town day! Now pardon me I must find my lost keys and drug the cats for transport.
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It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.
I have no idea when this was originally posted, but NASA is working on their Europa mission RIGHT NOW to look for alien life! But get this, they theorize that because of the depth, gravity, and composition of the oceans, any organisms that lived there would be waaay bigger than aquatic life on Earth. So far everything’s going well with regards to their Europa mission so they should have a spacecraft on its way to look for giant sea monsters in space in only a few years. (The planned date is in the early 2020s.)
Looks like my negotiations worked. You’re welcome, humanity.
janeandthehivequeen
I’ve never been gripped with such cold terror and pure delight in my LIFE
explaining to an 18th century sailor that we’re looking for sea monsters in space.
Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space
I have identified the monster under our beds. Y'all don't have to worry anymore, it's just my cat.
Woke up this morning (still full dark out so still prime monster time), put my bare feet over the edge of the bed, and that little walking intrusive thought I rescued from the garbage immediately started gnawing on my toes like I was breakfast.
Mystery solved. Y'all can all sleep better now.
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HI, all! I know I've been in the wind lately, and I am so sorry for that. However, I have an awesome sob story all about it with a GoFundMe set up. I have been laid off, am very sick, my wheelchair is broken, and basically everything sucks! Yay!
Anyway, here is a link to the GoFundMe with all the dirty details:
https://gofund.me/3ab1747a
If you can donate, I will be forever grateful. If not, PLEASE boost this post, copy the link, send it to all your friends and family, post it anywhere you want on social media, send it off in paper airplanes, whatever.
Thank you so much and I hope to be back to nonsense shortly!
Please keep spreading the word wherever you want and posting the donation link on any social media you like! You all have helped SO MUCH in starting the process and now I have an update on the state of things on the donation page. Thank you all so very much!
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can we all agree that in a modern no-magic setting, Lan Wangji is basically Chidi Anagonye?
- highly educated and socially awkward
- obsessed with following rules in order to be a Good Person (fails anyway)
- someone once told him that training eases anxiety so now he’s super buff
- spends a lot of time in libraries
- is tormented by his soulmate, who is a chaotic, arrogant, loudmouth outcast
- probably has a tummy ache all the time (this is canon TO ME)
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The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...
I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you
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“you should be the bigger person” absolutely not. i’m cursing his entire bloodline.
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
THIS IS A TROMBONE
THIS IS A TUBA
AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
jackadiddlediddle
You mean trumpet
Slidey Trumpet
Big ass trumpet
Drunk Trumpet
bishounen-jake-english
I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU
random-homestuck-things
My sides
beaumarbre
AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT
those are some fancy guitars
findingee
EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA
Those are big mama violin and her little violings
String trumpets.
goddammityouscrewedupagain
THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC
cinnamonphan
things heating up in the orchestra fandom
I know what a trumpet is I play one
pollenflower
Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke
ihasdrawing
Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery
quartelz
I tap keys
But hey what about
h-cand
Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?
actuallyfeanor
What about this six-string viola I found?
acoustic trumpet
actuallyfeanor
Violins is never the solution
tooweirdtolivetoogaytodie
my favourite instrument is this weird fiddle
oh look its gotten worse since I last seen it
Those are all some pretty weird saxophones
Don’t bring sax into it, there are children on this site. Sax and violins, that’s all y’all ever want to talk about on this site.
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