• The goodest golden retriever boyfriend ever who has a ‘you’re dead to me’ relationship with his noble dad and will always sacrifice himself to save the people he loves

• A “whore” who does not know the meaning of true intimacy after years of exploitation and torment but still tries to stay silly

• A church girl who has an insanely intense love for both god and pussy

• A grandma sick of your bullshit who can and WILL beat your ass

• A magical cat dad ready to blow up

• A powerful bitchy goth lesbian with sad eyes and mommy issues

• An asexual agender queer who once moonlit as a lawn ornament and developed an unhealthy aversion to pigeons afterwards

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• A tough lovable warrior with trust issues who just wants a hug and probably also to get laid

• A stoic foreign tourist who really loves big swords but hates talking about their emotions

• The bestest boy

• a bear that will finish you off one way or another

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