What was the question? Why do you need an answer?

of course you have green hair and small parrot

BIG BOOT LIL BIRD BIG BOOT LIL BIRD

BANDAI GAMEBOY POCKET SONAR 

i can be trusted with guns!!!!!!!!!!!i would just use them to shoot people!!!!!!!!!!!

Join me in Chicago where the pigeons have their own mini fire pit.

im going to start compiling all the shitty booktok videos i find except theyre on reels bc i suck

Why did they get put in the Panopticon

thought that was the funniest way to point them out

okay so I was reading a book and I learned something REALLY fucking cool

get the biggest potato you can get your hands on (a large russet is pretty good for this, and probably the easiest to get from the supermarket at any time of year. that's the kind that's usually sold as ideal for making baked potatoes). scrub it with a soft bristled brush to make sure the skin is free of dirt, but don't peel it yet. take out any eyes or imperfections, but try to keep the skin as intact as possible.

next, fill a bowl with about 1 can of ginger ale, a teaspoon of salt and a teaspoon and a half of baking soda. stir until it's all dissolved, and then take something metallic like a coin or a drawing pin and leave it in the bottom of the bowl (make sure it's clean, you might want to soak it overnight in a vinegar solution and then wash with dish soap). bring the solution and the scrubbed potato somewhere with direct natural light, and use a corkscrew or similar to make a long hole as deep into the middle of the potato as you can.

once you've done that, take a paperclip and open it all the way out so it resembles a short wire. bend this wire in half and push the two ends into the other side of the potato, opposite the hole you just made. dig a small hole, just large enough for the potato, and line it with baking foil. tuck the potato into the foil-lined hole with the paperclip side facing down (so the hole you bored in the potato is facing up) and carefully fill the potato hole with your ginger ale solution.

while you were doing all that, I learned something else really cool. haha now I'm two ahead of you, idiot.

i don’t care how bald you’re getting stop blazing your selfies

Computer Chronicles - Battle of the Browsers (1997)

thinking about how for all the talk of predatory lesbians and transsexual perverts all the girls on here are the nicest kindest scaredest little sweethearts that would never approach until given explicit and enthusiastic consent and even then they beg and plead your forgiveness and apologize for having wants and needs and push themselves back into their perfect little corners where nobody has to look at it and nobody has to think about her feelings and nobody has to care

this would shut me up

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