If a vampire was to ask for my hand in marriage I would simply say yes, RIP to gothic literature heroines but I'm different.

Constanta - vengeful bride of dracula -- from A Dowry of Blood

VAN HELSING (2004) >> Costumes dir. Stephen Sommers costume design by Gabriella Pescucci & Carlo Poggiolo

I had powers now and decades of rage to process, and it was both random and unfortunate the man picked that night to dabble in fuckery.

Elena Anaya as Aleera in VAN HELSING (2004) dir. Stephen Sommers

honestly if we found out vampires were real and living among us, how would you genuinely react?

Your landlord is a vampire, so he offers you a deal. You can pay your rent in money… or in blood.

This is just the oh no rent’s late how can I make it up to you porn trope but for goths.

Ghost and Vampire

Just saw a post saying a castle was “infested with vampires” and as a biologist am disgusted. That’s their natural habitat. They live there

Aaliyah in Queen of the Damned (2002)

vampire dude to his vampire friend: wow.. looks like there’s only one coffin….. what’ll we do?

other vampire dude who reads a lot of fanfiction: we could……….. share it

and they were tombmates…

oh my god they were tombmates…

Vampires love the band Evanescence.[X]

if a vampire was just like "hey, wanna bone?" do you think i'd say no? hesitate even slightly? do you take me for a goddamn idiot, incapable of appreciating and gratefully receiving gifts that the universe decides to bestow upon me? c'mon now

“Nude Vampire With Gloves”  Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen