And now everyone's pushing their way onto the Tumblr lifeboat

I HAVENT SCREAMED SO LOUD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

some neat behind the scenes stuff!

my life is a lie

Barbara Stanwyck in beautiful costumes by Dorothy Jeakins for Titanic, 1953

The Titanic theme played on the recorder.

here’s a picture of drool on my tablet from me laughing so hard

I AM ACTUALLY CRYING FROM LAUGHING

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My grandma just came into my room and asked if i was ok she thought i was in pain or something but NO THATS NOT IT IM LAUGHING SO GODDAMN HAR DJESUS FUCKIFNG CRHISFT

MY DOG IS BARKING AT IT OMG 

OMFG I WAS LISETING TO THIS I COULDN’T FEEL MY SIDES, THEN I SEEN THE PICTURE OF THE DROOL AND ROLLED OFF MY BED I CANT!!! 

MY HALLMATES ARE TEXTING ME TO SHUT UP BECAUSE IT’S 2 AM AND THEY HAVE A FINAL TOMORROW BUT I CAN’T STOP HELP ME

Things were going so well, then I got smack in the face with a pile of “What the ever loving f***?!?!?”

I’M DEAD

CALL THE CORONER

HermanBaggins plays this as my theme song on the SlaughterHouse TF2 servers all the time. MY SONGGGG <3 <3 <3 <3

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS.

Guess Leo missed the boat on that one

If only he’d missed the other boat. 

I CAN’T

So, Shell is starting its ad campaign promoting its upcoming destruction of the arctic in search for more oil. Because they’re idiots, they decided to open their server to an ad contest to see who could come up with the best ad. Shell underestimated the internet, so here’s my six favorite Shell Ad Campaign Trolls.

The site that asked for user submitted advertisements was run by activists within Greenpeace and The Yes Men and made to look like a real Shell site. It’s genius.

Steve… draw me like one of your french girls (XD)

That is incredible photo manipulation; damn.