Things I've learned about sex only through having it

-Keeping your fingernails reasonably trimmed is of the essence.

-It’s really not that difficult at all to take your partner’s bra off.

-The vaginal opening is further back than I had expected.

-Condoms have a smell. Not necessarily a bad smell, but it’s definitely there.

-Once in a while the penis falls out of the vagina. It just happens.

-It’s fun to just mindlessly play with your partner’s genitals afterwards.

-Washing my nose is a must after I perform oral.

-If we’re doing non-penetrative things to each other in turns, I have to do her first. If she does me first, I wind up too drained to return the favor as competently as I should be able to.

 -Shower sex is tricky. Even when you find a position that’s comfortable, there’s still the obstacle of someone potentially getting blasted with water in the face, or someone getting no water at all and being cold.

-Silly happenings during sex is inevitable once in a while. Learn to laugh at it.