“I used to have seizures when I was young. My mother and father didn’t know what to do or how to handle it, but they did the best they could with what little they had. My mother told me one day I walked into her and said, ‘Mom, I’m not going to be sick anymore,’ and she said ‘Why?’ and I said, ‘Because an angel told me so.’ Now, I don’t remember saying it, that’s just what she told me.“ 

- Prince

Dear college aged white kids...

Twerking is really not that hilarious. Please stop trying to twerk as if you are somehow being ironic. The only reason why you consider twerking to be a joke is because you consider black people to be a joke. The subtle racism implied in acting “ghetto” or “ratchet” is…not that subtle.

And then there’s that whole thing where ya’ll look like you’re having seizures. Coming from an epileptic, it’s not cute.