my favorite seal is that one that just goes “uuunhh. eggs” and makes fart sounds with his mouth

I am literally…losing my FUCKING mind at 7:25 AM

A very happy 25th birthday to Monterey Bay National Marine Sanctuary! Here’s to a quarter century of animals and habitats protected, invaluable research to grow our understanding of the sea, and countless ocean-lovers enjoying this beautiful blue park that we’re lucky to call home. 🌊❤

my favorite seal is that one that just goes “uuunhh. eggs” and makes fart sounds with his mouth

I am literally…losing my FUCKING mind at 7:25 AM

Today feels like a sleepy seal Saturday. Recharging on the rocks after a long night of foraging, harbor seals don’t need to pick between sleeping in and a beach day on the Monterey Bay!

“Seals And Sealions” by Kelly Robinson

He has risen

I love this

WHAT WAS HE DOING IN A FIELD OF COWS.

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

open rp

*kisses*

WANNA SLAM SOME JAMS WITH ME, LITTLE FLUFF MAN?

yes!

HE SCORES

It couldn’t’ve gone any better

21 Images Guaranteed to Make You Feel Better

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

Seal befriends woman sitting on the beach - Video

GPOY FLIRTING.

Sleeping Beauties

When animals are asleep, they are at their most vulnerable; even the most dangerous predator can look beautiful & gentle while sleeping. When in the land of dreams, all creatures are equals in this world. We are all Sleeping Beauties, just like the creatures in these beautiful sleeping animal pictures.

although:awesomephilia:

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

aww

Now this, this truly is amazing! A National Graphic photographer recollects his experience photographing Leopard seals in the Antarctic. Just comes to show how wrong our traditional idea of ‘Nature read in tooth and claw’ can be. Plus the fact that Leopard seals rock harder than a boulder.

This is such an incredible story I just can’t even handle where all of my feelings went.

HOOMAN WATER U DOIN U NEED EATZ

She’s a leopard seal gramma.  “YOU NEED TO EAT, BABY.  EAT.”