she has done her research and she has the #facts

this bitch is so extra i love it

I live for this video

No wonder I hate that drink, it makes sense now

“what is witchcraft? when the cross goes upside down” Honey…….

i believe Her

Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level

why does tumblr always relate to the satan of every fandom

Because it’s easier to identify with a flawed character then some kind of ultra human the hero normally is portrayed as.

fuck that was deep man

I hate living in Texas.

Can’t tell if this is anti-equal rights or pro-satan

I thought that this was one of those sign generator things, but no, it’s real.  A church in Knoxville, Tennessee actually posted this.

Satan Demanded Equal Rights, Says Knoxville Baptist Tabernacle’s Controversial Sign  (March 20, 2015)

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

legalmatter:

You are more right than you know!

Fun Fact: in certain cultures, the horns, that hand gesture you see metalheads doing (two middle fingers tucked under thumb, pointer and pinky fingers extended) is traditionally used to ward off bad luck and minor evils! And it made it’s way into heavy metal culture under exactly this pretense, apparently- the metalhead who is credited with popularizing attributed it to his Italian grandmother, who used it to ward off the “evil eye.”

So, actually, according to that logic, metalheads are the most well-protected musical community when it comes to the bad effects of ill-will and the mildly diabolical. Considering the sheer number of people who might be doing it at a time, they might as well be banishing malevolent spirits from your home with face-melting solos and hands outstretched against the devil.

So while we can’t definitively say Satan is into smooth jazz, there’s an argument to be made for Satan being into anything but heavy metal.

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

Why am I awake who summoned me

that is so adorable 

Mark Pellegrino just walked past me while I was reblogging a post about him. Speak of the devil.

did you just

Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan

I doubt that this vehicle was called here by magic.

i scream, you scream, we all scream because we are all performing a satanic ritual and we need to chant to summon lucifer

Not the mythological being we deserved but the one we needed.