We run an emergency monster helpline

“666, what is your emergency?”

“A madman with a stake is chasing me! Please help!”

“I am sending demons, just hold on sir.”

“T-thank you.”

“You are welcome sir, they will be there in a few minutes. Turn into a bat if you can and hide somewhere dark.”

why can’t i have this job instead

Decided to join in on the fun. 

#BeyonceAlwaysOnBeat #Monster

ghdchjrchgULLGCESADHUY SO MANY FUCK

LOOK AT GOD COME THROUGH!!!!!

MA

These are my favorite videos lol

This… sits well with me

*spits lyrics and enters into a another realm of existence

lmfaooo she took them to church

For anyone who is going through a time of trouble. Nicki’s monster verse starts at 3:35

DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS?

YEAH THE NATIONAL CATHEDRAL WAS HAVING IT’S FIRST EVER MUSLIM PRAYER

HUGE RIGHT? Well this lady comes in during the prayer and shouts, “Jesus Christ died on that cross over there!” He is the reason why we are to worship only him. Jesus Christ is our lord and savior!”

guess who

and the devil laughs

sigh, oh Mitt

mitt romney

His face. I want a unicorn to kick it.