this is not a duet

BREAKING: Astrology has now been entirely replaced with which Mario Kart character you main

i’m a Wario

I hate this

“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

me:

“it’s not fai-”

me:

I was raised by a man who would NEVER let anyone win.  It was like, against his religion.

You won for real or not at all.

Maybe that’s partially why I am not a snivelly liberal.

Anonymous said:

just a fun game with friends

i’m on to you drake

Luigi has gone TOO FAR

THE FUCKING MUSIC

you will not regret unmuting.

This is really how it feels tho

Seattle’s Mario Kart (N64) Championship Finalist and plus model? Why, yes. Yes, I is.

you know what guys? I don’t care, I don’t even need mario kart 8. my best friend from the future paid me a visit and gave me this

that’s right

the 64th entry in the mario kart series. and I’m the first one to get a hold of it

Bye bitches :*

anyway here’s my new favorite gif

you wouldn’t download a car

Mario Kart 8 → Shell Cup.

Rainbow Road in Mario Kart 64 (1996) and in Mario Kart 8 (2014)

MY SOUL IS NOT READY BUT FUCK IT LETS RIDE

new era of ending friendships is upon us 

My friend just rigged it so she and her friends could play Mario Kart on the side of a house for someone’s birthday.

Whoa.

that would be better. we can be more like team fortress 2 where working together is essential; some players are better than others but they can't win the game alone.