this is not a duet

i think we all have that one follower we’re always subconsciously trying to get the approval of and whenever they like or reblog a post you’re just like

good

i have pleased you

she knows she’s going to win already

yall know so much about astrology

We’re all just making shit up as we go

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

wheres capricorn

Wheres capricorn: capricorn

talking with ur friends like

This is without a doubt the best author’s note I’ve ever read. 

Kids with unique names who were sad they couldn’t find personalized souvenirs are now reaping the benefits in available usernames and email addresses.

(’:

happy anniversary

a landmark moment in human history

me 24/7

Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed

I even grew boobs and it’s like ‘whatever, I got you’.

I would love this card.

She looks so angry, this is terrific

He’s also real fine.

ICONIC.

She tried to save her.

Lol what’s the story behind this??

This is when Jay-Z and Alicia Keys were performing Empire State of Mind and Lil Mama got so “inspired And moved” by it that she decided to go up on stage during their performance. Before she got up there she tried to bring Beyoncé but bey knew that it wasn’t a good idea. So yeah. Yeah. Yeah . It was tragic and you could tell HOV and keys were tight about it. cultural-hybrid

Me