this is not a duet

last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time

i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

I would love this card.

Cancer Survivor, Emily McDowell, Creates Empathy Cards For People With Serious Illnesses

HOLY SHIT MORE PEOPLE NEED TO SEE THIS SHIT CUZ WAY TOO FUCKING MANY TREAT THIS AS SOME LIBERATING MEDITATION BULLSHIT ASKDF;JASKDF AND EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OKAY LIKE NO! NOT EVERYTHING IS SUNSHINE AND DAISIES YOU FUCK AND YOU ACTING LIKE IT IS IS INSULTING. SUCK YOUR PRIDE UP AND JUST ADMIT FOR ONCE THAT THINGS ARE SHIT AND SAY “I’M SORRY YOU’RE GOING THROUGH THIS” BECAUSE THAT IS HOW YOU EMPATHIZE.

hope your cargo shorts heal before the big game brah