this is not a duet

sex for the first time

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THISSSS

sex for the first time

I have so many questions about this 

Ask away!

Why/how many tries did it take?

When you work at a sex toy store for a while, certain questions occur to you. Like, “would it be possible to mount a dildo and a stroker on RC cars, drive them at each other from opposite ends of a tennis court, and somehow get them to meet perfectly?” We realized after a few minutes of trying here in our store that it would be impossible (although if anyone wants to spend the summer trying, please keep us posted). So we scaled back our vision and just tried it with one car and a suction cup dildo (that apparently looks like the front leg of a cat to a lot of people on the internet?) It was really hard to do until we added a ton of lube. Then we succeeded!  You can watch our successful attempt here:  https://vimeo.com/129246980  Tumblr took it down last year, but left this video up for some reason. Presumably because of the penetration? We don’t know for sure.

It’s our store’s mission to shine a positive light on sexuality and non-toxic, body friendly sex toys, and we thought this would be a good way to share our unique point of view with folks. When your job is to wrangle sex toys all day and answer tons of questions about sexuality, nothing is weird or awkward anymore. This stuff loses all its power to embarrass and shame, and just becomes fun and ridiculous and awesome. You stop being afraid of sex or grossed out or embarrassed, and just start regarding sex toys and sexuality with wonder, respect and joyful amusement.

Hopefully we conveyed all that in this fourteen second masterpiece. Which we got paid to make. So please, go visit www.smittenkittenonline.com and buy a sex toy so we can tell our boss that this Viral Internet Video Marketing Strategy® was a success.

Any other questions?

What are you waiting for?

I don’t care where this came from but I love it

The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems

Putting this on the Xmas list!

MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

#you can print your own dildo #dildo maker

DO NOT PRINT A DILDO!

Even the best 3D printers have tiny gaps for bacteria at least, and can cause tiny cuts at worst.

Print a dildo mould and fill it with latex.

Unless you’re printing tiny dildos to put in a bag so when someone is a jerk you can throw tiny dicks at them and tell them to “go eat a dick”.  Then by all means, print tiny dicks.

Wizardstan dropping some knowledge

#Reblogging For Dildo Awarness

happy valentines day to me

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

Go on.

Hahahahahahahaha

avengers sex toys?

i would be interested in these assembling.

in my pants.

omg though

the man the myth the legend