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raptorific

Fun game for ladies: In front of a geeky dude, say “Silence, Earthling! My name is Darth Vader! I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!”

If he gets all mad, condescendingly explains to you why you’re wrong, or starts talking about that “fake geek girl” nonsense, not only do you know that you should stay far, far away from him, but you also get to tell him he’s one to talk about people not having enough nerd cred

Because you just watched a “Back to the Future” reference fly straight over his head

Great Scott.

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karama9

Ooooohhhh!!

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systlin

This is so brilliant that I just wept a single tear. 

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siawrites

Then, tell him to make like a tree and get outta here.

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shadowbeef

The amount of people in the comments section on Youtube for the new Star Wars teaser going “OMG LEIA CAN USE FORCE?!?!?! WHAT IS THIS BETRAYAL. MAKE NO SENSE” make me want to jump-kick them in the face. Have you assholes SEEN Empire? She SENSES Luke in the Cloud City. Not to mention that the ‘another’ that Yoda and Obi-Wan discuss is Leia. If Luke was killed, or fell to the dark side, she was their last hope. 

It’s not even an EU thing, or something from an obscure novel. IT’S IN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY. COME ON, GUYS.

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therealklt

Fake geek boys.

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sidisi

it’s literally a major plot point for fuck’s sake ugh

LUKE LITERALLY SAYS “YOU’RE MY SISTER. YOU’RE A JEDI. YOU HAVE THE SAME POWERS, AND IN TIME CAN LEARN TO CONTROL THEM TOO” TO LEIA, RIGHT ON SCREEN

IT’S LITERALLY IN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY

fucking fake geek boys

Plus with all that midichlorians thingamajig, she’d OBVIOUSLY be able to use the force, since she’s Darth Vader’s daughter too. Even if her using it wasn’t mentioned at all in the first or second trilogies, it would still make sense.

Boys are not smart enough to pay attention to the plot, they just watch Star Wars for the lightsabers and explosions.

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