this is not a duet

You know what makes different humans than other animals? We are the only species on earth who observes Shark Week. Sharks don’t even observe shark week, but we do, for the same reason I can pick up this pencil, tell you its name is Steve, go like this and part of you dies just a little bit on the inside – because people can connect with everything. We can sympathise with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an Academy Award for screenwriting. People can find the good in just about anything but themselves.

Chaos already dominates enough of our lives. The universe is an endless raging sea of randomness. Our job isn’t to fight it but to weather it together on the raft of life, a raft held together by those few rare things we know to be predictable.

Ropes? Vines. Vines? Let him finish!

There’s also going to be a game of Paintball Assassin with a prize for last man standing. Or last man in a wheelchair with paint on them.

Or last woman.

Give it a rest, Britta.

Community (2009-2014)

Abed, it makes the group uncomfortable when you talk about us like we’re characters in a show you’re watching. Well, that’s sort of my gimmick. But we did lean on that pretty hard last week. I can lay low for an episode.

DONALD GLOVER & DANNY PUDI as TROY BARNES & ABED NADIR in COMMUNITY (SEASON 2) (part two)

jeff/shirley moments

Frankie Dart + sexuality // Community 6x04 / 6x06

You’re a perfectly fine person!                                                   -So are you!