this is not a duet

Fact #442: Guys with boobs are valid and wonderful. Girls without boobs are valid and wonderful. Nonbinary people with and without boobs are valid and wonderful. The amount of boob you have does not determine your gender.

Here, have some toddies tips

Things About Boobs That Women Can Easily Relate To by  Flo Perry.

its all true.

This is perfect

A moment of silent for everybody whose boobs ruin their graphic tees

that boob haver feel when u sleep in a loose tank top and wake up with boobs everywhere but the tanktop

[glares at own chest] Insolence.

 It’s been while since I’ve been properly active on this blog, and I’d like to make it up. I’d like to make it to you by trying something new. We are going to have a theme this week!

This weeks theme is Why Does That Even Have Titties? 

Now I’ve gotten the ball rolling with some classic hot dog boobies, but please feel free to submit or tag me in anything that some one inexplicably slapped a pair of titties on and called it a day. Alright People. LET’S DO THIS.

Thank you and I’m sorry.

-Toni

I like this. Let’s make this a campaign.

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK

you mean to tell me

that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB

IN SURGERY

AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS

When I took human anatomy, all the boys were *thrilled* to hold the breast implants, but when the professor brought out the jar of preserved penises we had no male volunteers to handle them. THEN she brought out the penis that had been dissected to show the different canals (it split into three more-or-less even sized pieces) and I think 3 boys went straight down like a sack of potatoes. Several more followed when she started pulling it apart and holding it up for the whole class to see. It was like that scene in Dracula Dead and Loving it where Mel Brooks is trying to gross out the med interns. Like, literally. It was hilarious. Bonus: my anatomy professor (who is a woman) informed me that she had not once, in her 20 years of teaching the class, had a female fainter. Women are hardcore.

“if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them” well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word

i hate guys who judge breast-size. i mean, we can’t all be boobzilla.

Some women sexualize men’s muscles the way some men sexualize women’s boobs.

SOMEONE SAID IT

Yes, but no one is telling to cover them up because it’s indecent

LOCKED CHAINED AND FUCKING OWNED

not only that but women do not shout things like “nice fuckin guns, ya fine piece of dick” and “I’d like to rub oil all over your muscled body” at men on the street soo

ya fine piece of dick

I want to know who animated Ling because

THE BOOB

IT IS IN HIS ARMPIT

i know it’s not supposed to be accurate because it’s just an apple shoved down his shirt but I want to know what mad genius put that much thought into the mechanics of fake cleavage

I never noticed… such brilliant detail hahaha!

I NEVER SAW THAT BEFORE!

FRUSTRATED DOODLE ABOUT BRA SHOPPING

HAVE GIANT BOOBS!!!

But if your boobs are bigger than a C, your bra is gonna be expensive!

And if your boobs are bigger than a D, your bra is going to be expensive and ugly!

Don’t forget ‘we don’t want to see your bra strap but the straps on your giant bra are going to be about 2 inches wider than the widest tank top GOOD LUCK WITH THAT’.

Also if you have a A cup forget about having something sexy or that doesn’t looks like a teenage underwear.

and can we please have some decent wireless and soft padded bras for everyday? I just hate carrying heavy stuff on school and the things that hug around boobs are actually suffocating me

when i rule the world, i will make bras cute for everyone and make them optional to wear. let them boobies freeeeeeee~

Some women sexualize men’s muscles the way some men sexualize women’s boobs.

SOMEONE SAID IT

Yes, but no one is telling to cover them up because it’s indecent

LOCKED CHAINED AND FUCKING OWNED

Carolyn Latteier, Breasts, the women’s perspective on an American obsession (via fuckyeahbreastfeedingscience)

BEST FUCKING QUOTE EVER

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thats cute

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